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The Score:

Annoying Korrections: 3

N3C: 0

 

Annoying Corrector, I suppose??? Never Heard of a droid called Annoying Korrections, except if it needed annoying corrections .:twisted: And I think it still needs some. :twisted::twisted:

 

Are you an English teacher or the guy that rereads the newspaper to correct spellings mistakes??? :P

 

PS don't call me N3C, it brings me down to the level of a droid, when i am not a droid. :evil:

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What? You guys are funny!

 

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Annoying Corrector, I suppose??? Never Heard of a droid called Annoying Korrections, except if it needed annoying corrections .:twisted: And I think it still needs some. :twisted::twisted:
No, it's Annoying Korrections alright! If you don't believe me, ask Jahled, Mask, Trej or ElvisMiggell (although he's hardly around these days...). They're right up there with Boring Explanations. Moreover, I'm not called Annoying Korrections myself but, with the Grand Imperator gone, somebody has to keep BEAK alive...

 

Are you an English teacher or the guy that rereads the newspaper to correct spellings mistakes??? :P
No, as I said, I'm filling in for the Grand Imperator...

 

PS don't call me N3C, it brings me down to the level of a droid, when i am not a droid. :evil:
I'm sorry, it won't happen again, N3C! :twisted:
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Hey Scathane, maybe you should change your rank to: Grand Grammer Vizier :lol::wink:

 

 

 

P.S.

 

. . . I'm filling in for the Grand Imperator...

Who's, or should I say was, this?

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Hey Scathane, maybe you should change your rank to: Grand Grammer Vizier :lol::wink:
Surely you must mean Grand Grammar Vizier... :twisted:

 

Who's, or should I say was, this?
That would be SOCL, the Grand Imperator of BEAK...
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"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning." Apocolypse now

 

"It is well that war is so terrible or we will grow to fond of it." General Robert E. Lee

 

And my favorite, cause I wrote it... Stellar Magic: The Free Resistance

 

"Jules, George, we're coming back your way, be ready to rock and roll."-Krista Chamberlain

"Roger that lovers."-Jules Wraithbone

"We're fighting for our lives and they're making jokes!" -Krista

"You deal with stress some other way?"-Marco Remus

 

:lol: (If you don't get it...speak it aloud.)

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It must be daftness on my part but I said it ou tloud and it still doesn't make sense... :?
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I guess you have to read it in context...and know the characters, oh well.

 

Imagine that being said in the middle of a firefight. (Note: Jules is well out fo the line of fire and can only be heard across a radio.)

 

Piece by piece explanation...

 

"Jules, George, we're coming back your way, be ready to rock and roll."-Krista

Now it means Krista and Marco are running away from a legion of enemies down a hall towards where Jules and George are lying in ambush. Rock and roll refers to using automatic weapons fire.

 

"Roger that lovers."-Jules

Jules is mocking both Marco and Krista because they're boyfriend and girlfriend in an effort to ease pre combat tension.

 

The rest should be fairly obvious, and now that I've explained it, it ain't funny. :cry:

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....... hummmm.......hummmmmmmmmm..........

* NIIIC is mumbling while he is reading for the 30th time the jock with its explanation*

 

...... Sorry SM, but i still can't understand the joke, where is the joke and what is funny. :?:(:?

 

But it is ok, if you want i can laugh, here: HA :lol: HA :lol: HA :lol:

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Maybe this will help... Translating SM to SW

 

Blaster bolts whiz through a hallway as two familiar wraiths, Tyria Sarkin and Kell Tainer return fire against an onrushing squad of stormtroopers...

 

Tyria Sarkin: "Face, Phanan, we're coming back your way, be ready to rock and roll."

 

Face Loran (across a commlink) huddles behind an E-web blaster as Ton spins up the power generator: "Roger that love birds."

 

Tyria turns to Kell Tainer as she tosses aside an empty blaster: "We're fighting for our lives and they're making jokes!"

 

Kell ducks back from a blast and yells back to her: "You deal with stress some other way?"

 

Tyria stares a silent rebuke back at Kell...

 

This is my last attempt. Do you get it NOW!

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What's so hard to get with it? I got it the first time SM, nice one - I guess black humour isn't for everyone :?

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As Threepio would say...

 

Please excuse the droid, he has no sense of irony, after all he's just a mechanic... :D

Us droidsies have a great sense of iron-y...
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"For the moose knows not the difference between statuatory declarations and an eggbeater."

"Be at peace, for the force is my ally and I shall not let anything happen out of my contol."

-Barkoa

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"For the moose knows not the difference between statuatory declarations and an eggbeater."
That must be typically Canadian! :D
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As Threepio would say...

 

Please excuse the droid, he has no sense of irony, after all he's just a mechanic... :D

 

I agree with you SM, I understand your joke, where is the joke, but I still can't manage to laugh, and I am not a droid, so what is the problem??? I usually understand jokes quite well, but there, it is nothing funny. Sorry :(

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Scath?! You're not being racist, or moosist or anything like that are you? :wink:

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Scath?! You're not being racist, or moosist or anything like that are you? :wink:
Don't use remarks like this lightly! I'm not a racist and I sure as hell am no moosist!!! :evil::wink:
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For shore, how could a droid be racist, it is only a machine with no personal thoughts, it only has its perfect computer with perfects programs. Well, Nothing is perfect, who said that, it must be my favourite quote, with Stupidity is Human, which means, if you put them to getter, that droids are not perfect, but only humans are excused for the stupidity, not droids, sorry, but the entrance to the local dump is right here on the left. :lol:
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For shore, how could a droid be racist, it is only a machine with no personal thoughts, it only has its perfect computer with perfects programs. Well, Nothing is perfect, who said that, it must be my favourite quote, with Stupidity is Human, which means, if you put them to getter, that droids are not perfect, but only humans are excused for the stupidity, not droids, sorry, but the entrance to the local dump is right here on the left. :lol:
Where did you get the notion in this thread that droids have no personal thoughts... :?
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Perhaps you recognize this one:

 

"My sister was once bitten by a moose" :roll:

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Perhaps you recognize this one:

 

"My sister was once bitten by a moose" :roll:

No I don't... But considering she's your family, her being bitten by a moose doesn't surprise me in the least... :twisted:
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No I don't... But considering she's your family, her being bitten by a moose doesn't surprise me in the least... :twisted:

 

OH SNAP!

I once knew a great man. Nothing got to him, and he always smiled. May he forever rest in peace, knowing fully well that his freinds shall remember him.

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