Star Wars Funny Stuff & Pics (Cloned)

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Ok here we go

 

"Who's Roger ?"

 

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"Walk the dog...CHECK. Water yard...CHECK. Pacify Naboo...CHECK. Shoot Gungans...CHECK." (corja_nyeug)

"Hoth? I never called Hoth. I don't even know anyone on Hoth!!!!!" (Danny77573)

 

"Oh man, I'm working with Ewan, Natalie, and Liam again. I'd give anything to do a scene with C-3PO or R2-D2. They're the reason I got into showbiz!" (The-Midnighter)

 

Beneath his shiny butch shell, ZQV31 loved a good old-fashioned spreadsheet romance. (Morris MacIver)

 

The specs report confirming what he already knew to be true, OOM-9 would finally get to speak the words he had practiced in his internal processor an infinite amount of times. "R2, I am your father!" (mameyis)

 

Early Nemoidian conquests proved ineffectual due to the ultra-cheap 'fax-a-droid' control system... (Jedi Lowe)

 

T-19, regarded by many as the Robert De Niro of droids, had three power cells and twelve sprockets removed to fit convincingly into the role of battle droid #3. (carkoon_pit)

 

"Jury duty? But I promised George I would do my 'does not compute' joke today!" (The Almighty Sarlacc)

 

A sad day for the Trade Federation work force, as many driods received their layoff notices. The notices cite "a lack of high performance and the inability to work without constant contact." (GrogFlow)

 

"Huh. Well, how about that? I could have SWORN the line was 'Robert-Robert.'" (Vaidd)

 

"Attack of the Clones??????!!!! What about Attack of the Battle Droids????" (Darth Paul Sith Lord)

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Second Capture

 

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"Look sir, nerds." (ryeguy77)

Shortly after this incident, LucasArts was questioned about games that promote violence toward stormtroopers. (Webdog)

 

He had survived Rebel assaults, two Death Star explosions and even the much-dreaded Christmas Special but he never thought a guy with a Yoda doll would be the death of him. (Tarkin1173)

 

"Pop quiz, hotshot. I got an Imperial issue blaster aimed at your helmet and you just whacked my aunt and uncle. What do you do?" (ishitib)

 

To reduce his embarrassment, TA-362 later reported his assailants as two Jawas and a Twi'lek dancer. (vos4vos)

 

"I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for these meddling kids." (mjdholland)

 

Winning the Star Wars costume competition is all about getting rid of everyone who is actually wearing a Star Wars costume. (Sixthbook)

 

Recent Imperial Statistics show that Stormtrooper muggings are up 30%! (Mobby)

 

Ultimately, Lucas decided that the battle of freedom-seeking-primitives vs technological-oppressors had greater universal appeal than the battle of jocks vs nerds. (Beebos)

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Your powers are weak, little girl

 

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"Sure, Mr. Sith Lord, I'm little now. But I'm drinking BLUE MILK, so I am going to grow up to be big and strong, strong enough to restore freedom to the galaxy..." (Schmiz)

"I find your lack of height disturbing..." (tails36)

 

This battle of good vs evil is brought to you by the Letter T. (lightwave7871)

 

In a very special "Full House", Michelle learns about losing friends, dealing with drugs, and confronting bullies. (jousha feign)

 

"A little dollie.... Now your thoughts have betrayed her too!" (HofmaBasha)

 

"Oh yeah? Well you don't know the power of a good sugar rush." (frenzy1971)

 

His wounded master faltering, Stormtrooper Bob felt compelled to step in and intervene. But who was he fooling? She was at least 10 feet away - an impossible shot. (The Almighty Sarlacc)

 

"They had great chemistry, but in the end Mark Hamill was chosen." (duscat)

 

"I don't care how good the emperor is, he could NOT have foreseen this." (Nomolos)

 

"Shoot her you fool! Can't you see I'm losing!" (Jericho_)

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Nice set of captions... from the official site?

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Join Us And/Or Die

 

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Simply Irresistible. (RMQ)

The ideal Ewok drumset. (bryguy1319)

 

"They're doing that rabbit ear thing again, aren't they?" (rickvogler)

 

Only you can prevent Death Star explosions. (littlegrasj19)

 

Kind of like the Jacksons, but in reverse. (Flaredodger)

 

That's the way they became The Vader Bunch. (jedi_drew11)

 

"I'm not just the President of the Mask Club for Ugly Men, I'm also a client." (Roudi)

 

"I see a little silhouette-a of a man...." (Darth Kenobi4)

 

The Few, The Proud, The Without-The-Ability-To-Aim... (Mr Dark)

 

"Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your second cousins..." (Zornn)

 

At least someone realized that it was after Labor Day. (Qui Gon Fats)

 

"Commander, tear this ship apart until you find my cape." (cbohman)

 

The cover for the new Where's Vader? children's book. (Quadinaros)

 

"Hey Greedo, do you still think I cheated in that Podrace?" (Zan Shin Romin)

 

Luke and Han tried their best to act casual while Darth posed for Death Star yearbook photos. (MrMarkShields)

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Yeah the Official Site it is....but nobody goes there since is all about the money with Lucas .....and this stuff is hard to see (downloads very slow there) . Anyway since this is the RDB II forum and Cain is a moderator I will get no truble for this

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Losing Face

 

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"You know those circuits and gears you promised? We'll take them now, thanks!" (sidmystic)

"Are you sure the puzzle box said ages 8 years and up?" (rimsey)

 

"Aha! Just as I expected...he IS chocolate under the gold foil." (starshipii)

 

Jawa Auditions. (cunningwit)

 

Ouija Droid. (michjac)

 

"Not me, idiots! The Death Star plans are inside the other droid!" (Catalfamo)

 

"I may be mistaken -- they're using a rather primitive dialect but I do believe they think I'm some sort of God!" (Phannan72)

 

Shaggy: "And the Great Golden Monster is..." (Jedi Vigilante)

 

After being trapped in the mountains with no food for six days, they decided to eat the robot first. (trekytrance)

 

The pointlessness of full scale stop motion. (some_call_me...tim)

 

"No, no, no... It's righty tighty and lefty loosey." (chump)

 

And Threepio then wondered why he was at a Neil Diamond convention. (Jabachile)

 

"I keep on pushing on his head but there is still no pez." (Y2J329)

 

"You're not allowed in there! It's restricted." (multi_tuskenraider)

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This Job Sucks

 

 

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"HERE'S your problem! You've got an R2 stuck in your intake valve." (SmegKing)

"Hey! Guess what I am? I'm a brain sucker. Guess what I'm doing? I'm starvin'!" (davep)

 

"I'm not only a member of the Hair Club for Droids, I'm the president!" (alberty)

 

Lek reminded himself every day that even though he wasn't a brash young Rebel pilot, those guys never got to use the droid suction thingy. (lighthaus)

 

"R2, why do you want this DVD player installed into your head? You can't watch the trilogy on it!" (Venomsym)

 

"Um... can we shoot the scene with this on? It's stuck." (Jedi Gilby)

 

"scrub scrub scrub, screw screw screw, and a couple of tra la la's..." (yabberman)

 

"Get it off man, its sucking my will to live." (Eva88uk)

 

"Now, Artoo, just sit under the dryer and let the perm set okay, Sweetie?" (Krynnite)

 

"On Dagobah I got in and out of this thing on my own. What's he doing then?" (samb)

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Take it Outside

 

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"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today..." (Barbery1)

"Oooooo! He Triple Dog Dared you!" (BilCorran)

 

During the finals of the first annual Star Wars Stare Down Contest, the special guest referee was none other than George Lucas himself. (jmap)

 

"Yeah, well, my dad can beat up your dad." (wyatearp)

 

*Snap* *Snap* *Snap* "When you're a Jet you know you're a Jet." *Snap* *Snap* *Snap* "When you're a Shark you know you're a Shark." (Big Goober Fish)

 

"I want a clean fight. No blasters, no lightsabers and no hitting below the utility belt." (ratz-reilly)

 

"Okay, this is good. We're getting somewhere. Now Luke, when Han says that you're short, how does that make you feel?." (Erijo Kamin)

 

"How about we write your names inside the helmets so this doesn't happen again?" (OK_Bob)

 

"What do you mean he gets to be Indiana Jones?" (Admiral Paelleon)

 

Trying to prevent a fight between the valets, George tells them what kind of car he drives. (LordEvad)

 

"Tell Carrie that next tribal council, we're voting off George; I'm sick of him telling us what to do." (jt676)

 

"Okay, listen you guys... if you don't start getting along, I will turn this Death Star right around... " (XJodo_KastX)

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Use the Forks

 

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Reek. It's what's for dinner. (BaliverH.Cagnasty)

"Look sir, potato salad!" (matt48)

 

Imperial House of Pancakes. (slntkllr14)

 

"Around the coleslaw, a perimeter create." (Ren K'Baul)

 

"A gold table cloth doesn't make these Bantha Brains look any better!" (smiffy)

 

"These are not the crescent rolls we were looking for... move along, move along." (velvet_archie)

 

"Wampa meat, wampa meat, wampa meat... where's the imagination?" (Voeges)

 

The Empire Strikes Banquet (Graham 76)

 

"I feel like Jawa tonight!" (h2oanon)

 

"I'd just as soon eat a Wookiee." (mossarroyo)

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Who Wants to Marry a Jedi?

 

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"I'd just as soon kiss Yoda!" (starbear4444)

"Around the Yoda, a romantic moment create!" (jangobiclone)

 

"Kissing leads to love,

love leads to marriage,

marriage leads to suffering."

(robby1269)

 

"Lost his girlfriend master Obi-wan has, how embarrassing, how embarrassing." (overlord1987)

 

Don't hate the Jedi playa; hate the Jedi game. (sensei53)

 

Pretty fly for a Jedi! (bawagner)

 

"The Freshmaker, Mentos are." (Tubatic)

 

My Big Fat Green Wedding. (bunnyfett5)

 

"For luck!" (enelya)

 

"I sure hope he turns into a prince...." (White Bishop)

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Heavy Metal Music

 

 

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Once again, R2-D2 and C-3PO had gotten themselves into a jam. (Evil_Blarg)

"Who are you calling a drum machine?!" (jedimaster5972)

 

"Oh, when the droids go marching in..." (gtblack)

 

Fluent in over six million forms of rocking out. (Reed)

 

This one time at band camp... (DragonsLover)

 

The Little Drummer Droids. (Sam)

 

"I've got a bad feeling about this, Artoo." (aartoo)

 

The Empire Strikes a Backbeat. (willmoz)

 

Undercover drummers. (CountNayr)

 

"Who let the droids out?!...[music]" (Artie4Eva)

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Take Me Out To The Bug Game!

 

 

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"Jules? Jules Winnfield! How'd you get down there? And where'd you get that lightsaber?" (Crowndroid)

"'Hello Cleveland?' Where do they think they are?" (Jedi J'son)

 

"We've got spirit, yes we do... We've got spirit, how about you!" (irishmanjedi)

 

The image sent back from the Mars rover that NASA DID NOT want you to see! (silverleg)

 

"MAXIMUS!! MAXIMUS!! MAXIMUS!!" (Brother Cool)

 

"No, really! I know that guy!" (SidiousTyranus02)

 

"Freebird!!! Play Freebird!" (bobafatt***)

 

"See! Right down there in the courtside seat is Jack Nicholson..." (Galapagos Jim)

 

"We are the champions..." (Wer-Al Zwowe)

 

"Squash him like a bug! Hey...wait a sec..." (T'bone)

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Storetrooper

 

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"I wonder if my copy of Alice in Hyperspace is here yet. (Darth-Puppy)

"We have a problem in detention block...er, uh, I mean on aisle 2." (JediFurball)

 

"No shoes, no shirt, no kneecaps." (Xubar)

 

JOIN THE EMPIRE... and save 10%! (Jeti Knt)

 

These are not the books you are looking for. (wizard42913)

 

It's hard for a stormtrooper to get a post-Empire job, but somehow they manage. (Jaguar - Bryar)

 

THIS is why TK-421 wasn't at his post. (The New Jedi Master R2-D2 )

 

First in line for the new Harry Potter book . (Venkman7)

 

"Join the Empire, they said... See the galaxy, they said..." (david1978pdx)

 

The Death Star really did have everything. (Faltzgrahf)

 

"We have searched the computer and there is no Chicken Soup for the Dark Side. (DarkObiWan78)

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Millennium Falconer

 

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"Me love Starchip Cookies!" (fan since 1977)

"Go long! Go long!" (Professional Muse)

 

"When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie..." (xena2000)

 

"Alas, poor Millenium Falcon, I knew her well..." (TheExiledJedi)

 

Pentium Falcon (DarthDithrich)

 

"There's always a bigger Smurf..." (freakbunny2k)

 

"Four years at MIT for this?" (Havedoug)

 

"Jimmy! Put down the Falcon and no one gets hurt..." (Benevolent Jedi)

 

"'Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs my foot..." (trombone646)

 

"Blast! This is why I hate flying!" (The Gunslinger)

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Choir Wars

 

 

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"Ooooh, Holy Kniiiiigght, thy Saber brightly shiiiiining...." (cramsvik)

"I sense a disturbance in the chorus." (PeteisaJedi77)

 

"Quiet please, we are trying to hold a book study group here!

Okay Natalie, who IS John Galt..." (snowdog83)

 

"'Dashing over sand, on a one-seat swooper bike...'

C'mon, y'all. We have to get this right!" (Digi_man)

 

George: "I'm sorry, but I won't sign anybody's yearbook until they sign mine." (Big_Russ)

 

"I'm just a poor boy. Nobody loves me."

"He's just a poor boy from a poor family.

Spare him this life from this monstrosity..." (davep)

 

George: "Can I get an AMEN?!" (CrazyFox609)

 

"Jingle bells, Yoda smells..." (Darth Berfurt)

 

Boonta-Shop Quintet! (MadakKlida)

 

George: "...and this is the scene where Anakin and Padmé kiss.

I'll be Anakin." (Cor Maoch)

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Return of the Yeti

 

 

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"Faster and more intense, but no hose." (Nosaj Eel)

"What do you mean you ATE Rudolph!?" (Sho_Tzu)

 

"And then you say, 'I can't believe I ate the whole Jedi.'" (thereisnotry8)

 

"Wampa not Wimpy!" (Multispectral)

 

"Your motivation is...a stack of money THIS WIDE." (djmac-1031)

 

"Don't look at me like that."

"Why not?"

"It makes me feel uncomfortable."

(PrincessPBG)

 

Only George could see Harvey. (C3B0)

 

"I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee!" (Yoda_mynameis)

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Small World After All

 

 

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"I wish someone would figure out a better way to do this. Maybe something with computers?" (jaysonskywalker)

"Bob, do you always have to bring your miniatures whenever we go camping?!" (darkside_skywalker86)

 

"Let's go back before the mother AT-ST comes back!" (Jedi_Slein)

 

"MAN, THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST RETURN OF THE JEDI DIORAMA EVER !!!(bkg124)

 

Proof that Herve Villachez and John Lennon did indeed join the Witness Protection Program. (gtsneakypete)

 

Tiny Trees: $200

AT-ST Miniature: $300

Shirtless Man Caught on camera stealing a toy: Priceless (TheGunganJedi)

 

AAA is always there for stranded motorists. (V_lv_Fett)

 

The story of the Three AT-STs Gruff. (Starfleet Repairman)

 

Harold and Sergio devise yet another hair-brained scheme to catch that wiley Road Runner. (JediHans73)

 

"Can we really eat THAT? Well, they do call them Chicken Walkers..." (Raon Fire)

 

"Casual Fridays" does not mean "Naked Fridays!" (jawanation)

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Fit to be Droid

 

 

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"This sure doesn't feel like a 42 large!" (druminla)

Sir Whines-alot. (Darth_Gator)

 

"Oilcan..." (bglickstein)

 

"He's more machine now than man." (Dirk Beelar)

 

"I can't put my arms down! I CAN'T PUT MY ARMS DOWN!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" (anakin625)

 

All the Rebels' horses and all the Rebels' men couldn't put C-3PO back together again. (master obi 23)

 

"What do you mean remove the head?" (darth icard reoth)

 

"I already told you! I'm NOT getting back up on that horse!" (Darth_Trayken)

 

Another unfortunate accident at the Geonosis factory. (ChuckCaves)

 

Where will you be when your diarrhea comes back? (MrHutt)

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Blues Brothers

 

 

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"Around the Blue Man Group, a perimeter create!" (DockingBay94)

"Aren't you a bit tall for a Smurf?" (xwing328)

 

Everybody was kung blue fighting... (Darth Satan0)

 

"Mimes... why did it have to be mimes?" (s-o-matic)

 

"Can you see me now? How about now?" (Frizzank24)

 

"May the Smurf be with you." (Gustav Holst)

 

Attack of the Blue Meanies. (BlueStarAngel)

 

Blue Clone Group. (shaft73)

 

"Patience my little blue friend..." (Repairman)

 

An interpretive dance of midi-chlorians... (*winter*)

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Neo Jedi

 

 

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Let's see David Blaine top this one. (Nocnalem2)

"Mister Skywalker...surprised to see me?" (reditio)

 

Long ago, in a Matrix far, far away... (eddiejones)

 

"He's doin' his Jedi thing." (JediShow76)

 

"Strange...the Matrix is strong with this one." (Vay-Lann Marxx)

 

"I'm sorry Neo, but you're not the One we're looking for." (Jedi_sithlord)

 

"Tank, load the Jedi program!" (skones)

 

The Phantom Matrix. (Emperor Gifford)

 

Spoon not included. (rsnahra)

 

Now that's what I call Expanded Universe! (Silver Jelly)

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Shade Federation

 

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"Yes Ms. Portman, we all see the little leprechaun in your hands." (sicassfrek)

Once a queen, always a queen. (Jesssie)

 

Padmé: Anakin, look! Palo's protecting me from sunburn! He's so sweet and dreamy, don't you think?

Anakin: Whatever. You gonna eat that? (Rin-Lin Jinn)

 

"How am I supposed to work like this? Every time a ladybug comes by she yells 'CUT!'" (Fett1069)

 

I'm sorry, I was too distracted by Natalie Portman to be witty about this picture. (Hazhar)

 

Even in other galaxies, it always rains during a picnic. (Jtron_Nebula)

 

"Dude, I'm talking to a girl here? Do you mind?" (Shawnkeena)

 

"No. I said 'I reign!'" (mastermasha)

 

"But it's still an engagement ring. Size matters not!" (Stormstooper)

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Begun this Cold War has

 

 

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"Join the Alliance," they said. "See the universe," they said. (JimiWan)

"Can you hear me now? Good." (Darth Arnett)

 

"Play that funky music...." (bierhound)

 

"Oh great, here comes Charlie with his magic box." (Jorrus C'Baoth)

 

"I escaped Alderaan's destruction by seconds for this?" (jdannelley)

 

"Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to Hoth we go." (kpludes)

 

"Okay, which idiot here ordered the cooler?" (dd316)

 

"If I can't see them.....they can't see me." (Knuckle Solo)

 

"I can hear my career freezing." (BigDad2699)

 

"Hoth, Hoth, Hoth, Hoth, stayin' alive, stayin' alive!" (DockingBay94)

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Feel the coffee flow through you

 

 

 

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"This coffee is strong...but not strong enough..." (EricDane)

"Lost his Frappuccino, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing." (LadyCassMX)

 

"The best part of waking up is Jawa Juice in your cup!" (DaveOfromChicago)

 

"Meditate on this, I will. Just after my morning coffee." (Rib-Si Olmis)

 

"Sip? Sip? Drink or drink not; there is no sip." (willmoz)

 

"I find your lack of caffeine disturbing." (Mark052889)

 

"Around the coffee, a perimeter create." (PrincessPBG)

 

"Begun this caffeine rush has." (kaminoklone81)

 

"Getting an X-wing out of the swamp - that's easy, but getting this lid off..." (gld_eagle)

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Beauty and the Beak

 

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"Hello, Angels."

"Hello, Charlie!"

(Ian Potto)

"I'd rather kiss a Wookiee." (Wizkid21)

 

"Hello there, tall, green and handsome." (Early Bird)

 

"I find your lack of clothes disturbing." (Rib-Si Olmis)

 

Upon hearing the competition, Ishi Tib knew he'd never be the 'Tatooine Idol.' (Sean 1138)

 

"'Um...hi there....what's your sign?' No, that won't work. 'Um...can I buy you ladies a drink?' No, that's not right. How about 'Do you dance here often?' " (Wildfire)

 

"He is hot, but there's something about him that gives me a craving for bird seed..." (star-wars-trooper-89)

 

"At least standing next to this guy, my head doesn't look so big." (Wolf35946280)

 

"Must, not, stare!" (moo_moo_milk)

 

You wouldn't like Kermit when he's angry... (Darth Ruszala)