December 13, 200817 yr http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://gothamist.com/attachments/jen/2008_04_nypdstorm.jpg&imgrefurl=http://gothamist.com/2008/04/26/when_the_nypd_m.php&usg=__Ylxhc8gyxgrknko2PaQApNSjdYM=&h=450&w=600&sz=63&hl=en&start=20&um=1&tbnid=JebnhSRCQjKlEM:&tbnh=101&tbnw=135&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgalactic%2Bempire%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN Go figure, when I should be doing something productive I decide to google and discover this little gem of humor. "It is such a quiet to thing to fall. But it is far more terrible to admit it."
December 13, 200817 yr Author Oh and this one as well http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/12/santa-imperial-troopers.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.gizmodo.com.au/tags/santa&usg=__IPdg4yxX4i-Mn2dRzfITUXPkPdc=&h=529&w=800&sz=145&hl=en&start=41&um=1&tbnid=d8MRxL1_nMxGtM:&tbnh=95&tbnw=143&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgalactic%2Bempire%26start%3D40%26ndsp%3D20%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN SANTA'S FACTORY, North Pole (Agencies) - An Imperial Stormtrooper commando broke into Santa's Factory in the North Pole yesterday evening, killing an undetermined number of elves, arresting its owner and confiscating his sled. Joe Kwazansky, local spokesman for the Evil Galactic Empire in Los Angeles, appeared in a press conference this morning confirming the rumours of an Imperial takeover of Christmas' celebrations. "The Emperor wants to assure His subjects that Xmas will continue as planned. The pug-nosed fatso, however, will pay for his crimes," Mr. Kwazansky said amidst the palpable shock in the press corps. "It is such a quiet to thing to fall. But it is far more terrible to admit it."
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