Yeah, that's right. This thread is all about hilarious comments on our beloved PFF site. You can post any and all comments you like, the reason for the funnyness can be anything. So no restrictions, and lets get the show rolling. I will begin by listing a few quotes that I think are worth listing:

 

"Yuo're just a fucking boy" -Eduardo

 

"Fangs or not, its E bloody A! The harbingers of doom and uncreative, unfinished, mind melting sludge!" -Infinite Xero

 

"I wouldn't trust EA America. Blood sucking money vampires at present." -Darkmark

 

"More force powers, probably..." -Darth Vader (Complete offtopic with no connection to the thread at hand)

 

"The XML is strong with this one!" -Teradyn's signature

 

Your turn.

 

Edit: Added Darkmark's name to his quote, how could I forget such a thing?

Juggernaut1985 - (About Petroglyph) They have a swimming pool full of 1 dollar bills. Wait thats EA.

Bigedmond - I got my swimming shorts on. Where is that pool. What fence do i have to climb to get to it

 

And because I just have to quote myself (it's like an unwritten law):

 

Darkmark - OW.. it's a hit to the crotch with Yoda's stick. Below the belt little dude, below the belt...

 

Darkmark - Incidently, one of the voices in my head suggested this very same arguement. In return I hit him over the head with a metaphorical shovel.

 

Darkmark - (about the above poster) ...Should remember we don't burn everything. Only heretics and marshmallows come to mind.

 

I could have sworn I had more, but I can't be bothered to trawl the forums looking anymore. Should be enough for now.

Funniest one is another biking accident. I was on my friend's 21-speed bicycle with my skateboard tied behind it with a long dog chain thingy (the type people tie there dogs to on the laundry lines) and I was towing a friend down the same hill I crashed before going full tilt. Well my friend got cold feet half way down and bailed, I didn't notice this so when I hit the corner the skateboard had no wieght or anybody steering it and it sailed wide. Unfortantly it also wrapped around a street sign 3 times causing me to come to a very sudden stop. But this time I HELD ON!!!! Unfortantly, I flipped over the handle bars and the front wheel broke my fall in between my legs. I was down for about 5-10 minutes trying not to cry and my friends were down about as long from laughing.

that by Swift Draw

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but maybe god hates you because you arent buying quality hair products?

by Gen. Vader.