DarthTofu

...Somebody's been watching Armagedon too many times That's what I figure- we can just stick a nuke on our own rocke tor something, send it out on an intercept course set to detonate when it gets close enough, poof, goodbye asteroid... Or else Hello several more, smaller, asteroids.

lol. I used to know one that went to "Here comes Santa Clause" that ended with "Heads are flying, kids are dying, things aren't lookin' bright! So lock oyur doors and say your prayers 'cause Santa Clause is comin' tonight!"...Yeah, weak, I know.

...And I quote from the manual "Darth Vader, Emperor Palpatine, Luke, and Mon Mothma will never betray you."...Okay, so I quote it from fractured memory, but still... That's wierd. Who told you she was a traitor(Sp? brain=dead on break)?

YAY! It'll run on my compy!

*Rubs back of neck looking guilty* yeah, I don't consider it spamming, I'm just a very opinionated person who is difficult to shut up. Look on the bright side- none of you were sitting near me for the 2 1/2 hour trip to Disney that our band took last night to perform in... So now I have two tickets Disney that expire in a year good for any park... We already have two good tickets from Christmas a couple of years ago, but my family numbers five... E-Bay, or family, E-Bay, or family...

You sure? We could do a bake sale...Yard sale... Man, I'm immpressed that this topic wasn't closed off. Usually these types are closed almost immidiately! But as far as I know all a broken CD will do for you is make your computer make a lot of noise, try to spin the broken CD, and lock it into the drive. ...Took a flathead screwdriver to get that disk out... So what end of the world were you talking about, there, D16? I haven't heard about this.

Just wait... Some day I'm going to record a CD with every single one of those songs on it... And find a way to hack the site so that it plays the music with lyrics using two-bit mono- PC internal sound which you are incapable of removing the speakers from! ... Just as soon as I finish reading all of the "For Dummies" books on computer science .

I can sympathie with you, GAT. I bought CSI Dark Motives for my compy a long time ago (New, at $50 'cause i was stupid) and as a direct result of my video being both barely capable of running the game and incompatible with it I had several moments in the game, usually spaced 15 minutes apart or so in which the text all dissapeared.

YAY! I was right! All my life they called me crazy, claimed there was no such language as Swiss, but I beat them all, now! HAHAHA! No one's ever gonna call ME crazy again! Sorry, had to throw the Holloway line in there... Oh, right, nobody's seen Cube on this site. Great movie with lots of Canadian accents for D16 "The X coordinate is 15, the Y coordinate is 23, and Zed is 26. We're at an edge!"

I'll say this before I put the post up: I'm not trying to make fun of anyone with any mental diseases. This is meant to be funny, but not insulting or stereotypical in any way, shape, or form. With that off my back, here are the songs: CHRISTMAS SONGS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ... Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me Borderline Personality Disorder --- Yours Truly Roasting on an Open Fire Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ... Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House Autistic --- Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock ... Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate ADHD--- Oh Christmas Tree, oh Christmas Tree- Hey cool a butterly! Climb the branches on that tree to catch it! Ow! Sharp ornaments! OW! Happy holidays, folks

Icefishing around a bonfire? I hope you guys have some really thick ice up there. I wouldn't exactly enjoy going for a swim in -30 degree weather, let alone water.

For not having spell check I'd say I did pretty darn good with "Faux pau" ...So does this mean that French is the official language of the Swiss? I never knew, I always assumed you guys spoke...umm...Swiss...Whatever the hell "Swiss" would sound like if it were a language... I'll shut up now and rock in my own little corner.

Getting a tan and enjoying the fact that Florida doesn't seem to understand the concept of winter I laugh at almost all of you as you shiver (I don't know about Mr. Down-South Texas over yonder)

We refers to all young whipper snappers. Your previous post mentioned, and I quote "Young whipper snappers can't spell now-a-days" snappers Plural!

Too many big words! AHH! sits back in own little corner shaking. Screw it. When the demo comes out I'll just try to install it and if it doesn't work, it doesn't work.

Hey! It's that person that was on all of the old forum topics that I read when I got really bored that one time! Tofu, resident newbie to the forums who holds no technical skills, at your service .

Something ridiculously high for RAM and its a Dimension 8400 Dell.

Radeon X300 series and Radeon X300 series secondary are listed... Are those good enough?

Some of us young whipper snappers make typos on occassion. But still, we don't go around making fawcks pawckses at every social event (Its Faux Pau when spelled correctly, pronounce "fau pay" and is a French word for a social blunder )

Nope, not a dumbed down version at all... At least according to the teacher. And all I'm doing with it is designing a digital frame for our robot, so I don't have to worry about it being too dumbed-down... Oh, yeah, and torrenting is illeagle, young man, what's wrong with you that would make you download it?

Umm... If I have a computer that had fairly good components and such as of 2004 last year around the holidays that can play games like Morrowind, am I good for the demo?

Could be worse. i could start quoting Aristophanes "The Frogs" which is an old Greek commedy in which all of the men want to go to war and the women essentially cry out "NO! If you go to war, then we won't have sex with you!" and so the guys are torn over which is more important to them. That's the way it was written, folks, not saying I agree with it. So which frogs were you refering to, Cain?

No, I'm pretty sure the frog is a great new hero troop for Empire at War. Designed by the Yuzhan Vong, Froggy can hop into the air well over 50 feet, landing in a terrific explosion of dust to zip troops of any kind into his mouth, blocking all laser blasts with his harder-than-life amphibeous skin! Sorry, had to do it... my stupidity is feeling left out... Stupid exams today. I officially hate Bio. THREE HOURS OF STUDYING AND ONLY TEN QUESTIONS PERTAINED TO WHAT I STUDIED STRAIGHT OUT OF THE BOOK AND OLD TESTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, my characters are pretty popular... is there a way I can change my vote to Tyran? I know I voted for Zooley before, but now my own character has grown on me. Even if its certain that he will lose I shall go down with him!

Yeah, well, I can still get the program in a couple of days or weeks or whatever... We're allowed to make nine (9) copies of AutoCad Inventor for the educational version... Only catch is that you have to download all of the program directly to your hardrive since we have all of one (1) disk with the software to go around...