Texas_Fett Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 err... or a new TV series...err... ummm.. Sarcasm noted there, Jahled. Five of the Greatest Lines in the Star Wars Trilogy -"As you wish..."-"He's no good to me dead..."-"What if he doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me."-"Put Captain Solo in the Cargo Hold"-"AaaaaAAaaaaaa!!" Fett's VetteThe Lyrics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOCL Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 Or maybe worse...maybe it's--it's...a new reality show. 8O 8O SOCL: Putting the BE in BEAK.Read the Forum Rules - Welcome the New Members - Rebellion Reloaded - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trejiuvanat Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 Star Wars Rebellion: The Reality show???? Now that's SCARY!!!! http://www.swrebellion.com/~jahled/Trej/banner.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_La_forge Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 I think he means something like...err...well... Jerry Springer.... 'Hi, I'm Luke, and i'm a jedi-Knight.' 'Ok, that's our first guest, welcome to the show, and well, let me get this right, but you have a serious identitiy problem with your father! Is that correct?' 'Well, he does represent the ultimate evil in the galaxy, which pisses me off a little, plus he wears all this stupid black-samurai-armour stuff, which well, is kind of humiliating, being related; kind of thing, it's just not cool...' 'Ok, well, we've heard it from the sibling, lets here it from the father; please welcome, DARTH VADER, Dark Lord of the Sith, to the show!' cheers, general hoots and calls for mayhem... ...chaos and disorder... as Lord Vader enters the studio slicing LA's finest off-duty police officers in half as they try to contain his rage... 'Welcome! Lord Vader, please calm down, have a chair, this is your son, Luke; do you have anything to say?' ...Springer is now wisely situated towards the rear of the studio... 'YES! JOIN ME MY SON, TOGETHER WE CAN BE MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE! TOGETHER WE CAN DEFEAT THE EMPEROR AND RULE THE GALAXY AS FATHER AND SON!' 'Not while i'm alive!' ...Gunshots...laser-fire... 'It's me kid!' Stares blankly at resulting chaos... as if about to say something... ...etc... http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trejiuvanat Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 ...And you are?I'm Han Solo, captain of the Millenium Falcon. You have never heard from the Millenium Falcon???I don't believe I have. And what brings you here?Well, no that we are in this. I wanted to get the thing with Leia cleared up. And you have a problem with the love triangle your are in? That's right, fella. She keeps saying that she likes nice men and no scoundrels like me, so now I'm caught in the middle along with Luke.Girl in the public starts shouting: Leave LEIA, HAN! Come with me!Here's one version, Mr. Skywalker you have anything to add? Thank you, Jerry. I mean, I only wanted to go to Toschi Station and pick some power converters, and then I saw her holo, I fell in love with her, and that kiss on the Death Star was definetely enough to make me want to survive and join the Alliance, and then there was that kiss on Hoth... I mean, I only want to say that the better should win. Luke extends his hand at hand, who looks away.So this brings us to our next guest. Please welcome Princess Leia Organa. Cheers, clapping in the audience. An angry grunt from Darth Vader, Leia enters hand in hand with Chewbacca.Leia, you have something to tell us. Hi Jerry. Hi Luke. Hi Han. Hi Dad..um... Dad Vader! I want to tell you that I'm getting married. Meet my fiancee. Chewie steps forwards and greet. Chaos and mayhem again. http://www.swrebellion.com/~jahled/Trej/banner.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas_Fett Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 {Looks at the camera} Well, now...we couldn't see THIS one coming, right folks? {signals for audience approval; cheers and jeers from the peanut gallery} Wait, Jerry...there's something else that needs to be said. Go right ahead, Mr. Vader. Well, now...don't get me wrong. I'm as sickened as the rest of you at all the 'Wookie-love' going on here, but... RACIST BIGOT! {cheers from the audience; Vader re-ignites lightsaber} WHOA! Hey! Hold on! Give him his say! ...erm, yes, as I was saying, the whole 'kiss' thing jogged my memory. Well see, the thing is...Luke...I am your father.Audible gasp from the audience No...no, that's not true! That's IMPOSSIBLE!! Search your feelings...you know it to be true. Aw, a touching moment between a father and his long-lost son... Wait, but that means... That's right folks! It appears that our Jedi Knight/Scoundrel/Princess/Wookie love triangle (or is that square?) has taken on an INCESTUOUS twist! EWWWWWW!! Wait! No! It's not like that at all!{Boos from the audience} So you dispute it, Princess? What about THIS! {Holds up three photographs} Pictures of you kissing Luke on the Death Star...at Echo Base...and on Jabba's Sail Barge! I was young! And in college... I think I'm going to be sick... You two-bit slut... Raa-erf! Shut up, pal, like you can talk! And behind my back, too! You Sith bastard! {ignites lightsaber, advances on Darth; Jerry ineffectually calls for security} This is for mom! {short lightsaber battle ensues; Luke gets his hand chopped off} AAARGH! Perhaps you are not as strong as the Emperor thought... {turns to Jerry} Springer, you disappoint me. It is regrettable, but I am forced to leave a garrison here. Commander! {Stormtroopers begin to file into the studio; screams from the audience as the Stormtroopers begin to open fire} Um...that's all for today, folks! Join us next time for: Lesbian Nazi Hookers: Abducted by Bothans and Forced into Weight-Loss Programs. (apologies to Weird Al Yankovic ) You've failed me for the last time, Springer...{raises his hand in a choking gesture} HUURK...gurgle! C'mon, Chewie, let's get outta here...it was a boring conversation anyway. Wurf! Five of the Greatest Lines in the Star Wars Trilogy -"As you wish..."-"He's no good to me dead..."-"What if he doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me."-"Put Captain Solo in the Cargo Hold"-"AaaaaAAaaaaaa!!" Fett's VetteThe Lyrics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_La_forge Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 I just knew, normal people don't visit this site! Superb show! (audinece cheering all the way) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 One billion out of ten guys! 'Ok...gulp...gurgle...after the break, 'Am I an individual? We put the question to TK-421 who says he has a serious identity problem... he says he doesn't feel valued or unique, and thinks he was neglected in his childhood by his parents...not, he confesses, that he has any recollection of them...and this is this the course of presant serious suicidle rushes to his head he frequently suffers...' So stay with us... Turns to audiance and Emperor Palpatine sitting next to Dodanna, both whooping deleriously.... http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOCL Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 BAHAHAHAHA!!! I was laughing the whole way through! Excellent, simply excellent!!! Someone needs to compile it all and it should be put on the website as one the unique things those who frequent SWR.N have created! C'mon, like a fanfic, only better! Trej, use your administrative powers and get the STAR WARS Meets Jerry Springer thing put somewhere on the site for generations (or at least many) of people may enjoy it for ever (or just a few months). SOCL: Putting the BE in BEAK.Read the Forum Rules - Welcome the New Members - Rebellion Reloaded - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK421 Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 'Ok...gulp...gurgle...after the break, 'Am I an individual? We put the question to TK-421 who says he has a serious identity problem... he says he doesn't feel valued or unique, and thinks he was neglected in his childhood by his parents...not, he confesses, that he has any recollection of them...and this is this the course of presant serious suicidle rushes to his head he frequently suffers...' So stay with us... Yeah laugh about it Z'anthr saves the world. Sorry about the mess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cain Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 BAHAHAHAHA!!! I was laughing the whole way through! Excellent, simply excellent!!! Someone needs to compile it all and it should be put on the website as one the unique things those who frequent SWR.N have created!: Yes this is 100 % super cool ,someone should post it also as a news so all the visitors will see it ......I am sure that this will increase the participation in the forums by 40% at least....Hey guy's make also a topic with this name so wee can check it in ( TrejiuvanatJahled ; Texas_Fett do it pls guy's ...make a specific the topic Evaders what are you waiting for?! - The Trivium Organization - Community Manager -- Petroglyph Fan Forums - CoAdmin & Human Resources Manager - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK421 Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 and 40 per cent is based on? By the way, the most funny people (me) are already on the forum, plus some other rag-tags (particalarly mask, who is so kind to inquire about my suicidal moods and Trej of course) Z'anthr saves the world. Sorry about the mess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOCL Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 By the way, the most funny people (me) are already on the forum, plus some other rag-tags (particalarly mask, who is so kind to inquire about my suicidal moods and Trej of course)I beg to differ my fine hive-mentality, non-individual friend. I believe that I am not the funniest person in these forums...wait...the point was... Let me try again... I believe that Jahled is the funniest person in these forums ...or so I think... Ergh... SOCL: Putting the BE in BEAK.Read the Forum Rules - Welcome the New Members - Rebellion Reloaded - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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