Agenda for the Democratic National Convention for 2008

[Guest]

I'm posting this here because PF is stupid and it was locked just because 3 people didn't like it.  :-\

 

Agenda for the Democratic National Convention for 2008:

 

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.

 

7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.

 

7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

 

7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.

 

8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

 

8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.

 

8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding-- Barney Frank Presiding.

 

8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

 

8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan-- Susan Sarandon.

 

9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender-- French President Jacques Chirac

 

9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

 

9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund

 

9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay . Sean Penn

 

9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton

 

9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

 

9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore

 

9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

 

10:00 P.M. How George bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers-- Howard Dean

 

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahmadinejad

 

11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

 

11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet

 

11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals-- John Kerry

 

11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham Clinton

 

12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

 

12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home

[Controller]

you should post the link to it so people dont think you made it up again

 

but i found some bits of it to be funny

[Ghostly_Substance]

Lol, link then repost this on PF. I'm fed up with em anyways <.

[plokoon9619]

cheese supports terriost supporters?

[Guest]

cheese supports terriost supporters?

 

actually I'm making fun of the democrats 

[Grand Admiral Thrawn 889]

yeah you may want to make it clear that is a joke cause i didnt think so when i opened it.

[Guest]

of course it's a joke  : how could anyone not tell?  :

 

actually a lot it's true, which is why it's so funny 

[Ghostly_Substance]

Linkify it  And I see PF's off-topics died off lol. Nobody posting in my threads much and others. All stuck in religion :/ Edited February 13, 2007 by Ghostly_Substance

[DragonShadow]

of course it's a joke  : how could anyone not tell?  :

 

actually a lot it's true, which is why it's so funny 

 

Amen, my brother, lol. ;D

[Emperor_Cheeseman]

I like it  ;D ...but I had read it before..if only I could remember where  ???

[Logan Felipe]

of course it's a joke  : how could anyone not tell?  :

 

actually a lot it's true, which is why it's so funny 

 

Someone should do one these of the Republican National Convention for 2008 as well. Even funnier.

I'm neither affiliation btw.