Interview With a Cheater

[Controller]

http://www.aeropause.com/archives/2006/09/an_interview_wi.php. some insight into the mind of a cheater...

 

About 2 weeks ago I popped Halo 2 into my 360 and started playing some Big Team Battle. The very first game I played in I got modded, a.k.a. cheated on, by a guy whom we will refer to as 'Schmuck5000'. After the game was over I asked him if he would agree to do an interview for Aeropause. At first he thought it was just a joke but I eventually got him to message me his e-mail. I then sent him an e-mail interview to fill out. What is written below is completely unedited from what I received from Schmuck5000. Please excuse any spelling or grammar errors. I thought it was important to show the intelligence of cheaters. I am very surprised that he e-mailed me back the answers. Some of the questions were fairly harsh.

Schmuck5000: I play BF2 and some Counter Strike. I cheat at both but it’s hard to get away with in Counter Strike. People who play CS are such babies about that stuff. The other players are just jealous p***ys who wish they had the ability to cheat.

Schmuck5000: Give Up! There is no way to stop us. Everyone wants to cheat and we will always find a way to do it. Anyone reading this is simply jealous of the fact that I have enough nuts to cheat and play the game the way I want to.

[Star Wars Man]

Really Funny Video

 

^ That's how LAN parties deal with cheaters LOL. 

[Jedi Master Tofu]

SWM, thats priceless...but what do you do if it's not a LAN eh?...learn how to hack... ;D

[Garbageben]

I ban cheaters on the CSS server with extreme prejudice.    I'm glad to be somewhat good without cheating rather than stooping to a lower level to get the same result.