Re: The Unofficial Bar Spam Thread! Come Spam With Us!

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lkhbguy

[Logan Felipe]

i'm annoyed since the EAW community just went down the drain and no worthy threads to post in. You can easily see this on here on PFF and on PF.Everybody posting so much spam that i'm just getting sick of it and ending up watchin more anime or playing even more guild wars. What the hell ever happened to the pre-released EAW state of the community having high IQ's and posting interesting stuff.

FoC has bugs

This, combined with the trouble of mods having to convert everything and this being the mid-school year (at least in the US) slows progress dramatically.

at least 1upD's mod is going well...(link in my sig - is at TSL EaW site)

[Controller]

your sig is out of date. its now 3007 votes for the Petition

[Logan Felipe]

your sig is out of date. its now 3007 votes for the Petition

Thanks, but you did check the TSL EaW site for 1upD's mod updates, right?

 

Ever heard of the Star Wars Rap?

 

"Ahh! why'd ya cut off my hand?"

"It is imperitive that you understand: I'm your father! I'm your father! I'm your father!"

;D

[Guest]

did obi wan ever bother

to tell you what happend to your father?

 

he told me enough, he told me you killed him

then there is someting that I must reveal then

 

I'm your father, I';m your father......

 

the gangsta rap is sweet

[Jedi Master Tofu]

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[Empireftw]

hmtlspamlolorzskateswithomgftwqqscuaceroflcopers

[Jedi Master Tofu]

lol, I actually clicked on it...

 

[ftp=ftp://gfchjhcvgfcvgjfdfg@poop.org]gfchjhcvgfcvgjfdfg@poop.org[/ftp]

[Guest]

bah your lucky, my computer crashed and crashed and crashed some more. then i had to reformat my hardrive(which guess what, it crashed halfway through 3 times) then reinstall windows which got stuck at 5% and 39min to go so we had to restart that twice and even after all that it still crashs and crashs and crashs somemore :'( :'(

 

quit looking at porn then lol(siriously it F**ks it up bad cause it gives you trojans and all that but of course you know that)

Edited December 30, 2006 by Ghostly_Substance

[Controller]

and guess what i dont*gasp* : ok ive found the problem. it was my harddrive it was really stuffed up, when i used my other harddrive it reformated in less then an hour (the other one took 4) installed windows fast and in one shot(other one slow and took like 3 shots,)

[Guest]

and guess what i dont*gasp* : ok ive found the problem. it was my harddrive it was really stuffed up, when i used my other harddrive it reformated in less then an hour (the other one took 4) installed windows fast and in one shot(other one slow and took like 3 shots,)

 

im sure you dont look at porn *Cough*SARCASM*Cough* and thats cool that ur hard drive or we is fixed lol

[Mikan Cyclone]

im sure you dont look at porn *Cough*SARCASM*Cough* and thats cool that ur hard drive or we is fixed lol

 

Get off the porn subject.  People can live with out it, and if they do look at it, it's none of your business.  Thank you =)

[plokoon9619]

girl meets a boy on her yahoo messenger.

 

crazy1 86:hey baby!!!

h0tNsPiCy91: whos dis???

crazy1 86:ur secret admirer!!!!!

h0tNsPiCy91: o really.... quite lyin! whos dis???

crazy1 86:i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...

crazy1 86:i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.

crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.

crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.

crazy1 86: tonight u will see me some time tonight....

h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?

crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...

 

crazy1 86 had signed off.

 

the girl was so scared she locked alll her doors and windows. she made sure her room was secured. she was so scared if it was a joke or for real. she didnt know when he was going to come. the girl was frighten so she decided to sleep with her little sister. the girl dozed off quikly. then she heards a knock on the window. the girl slowly walked to the window. it started knocking louder. the girl looked through the windows and saw nothing. just some of the tree branches. the girl went back to bed with her sister. the bed was wet and a pretty smells horrid. maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. the girl panick. she didnt know what to do. she ran and hid in the closet incase the guy was their for her. while looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. it was dark so she couldnt figure out who it was. she started to get more frighten. the man crept closer to the closet. the girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. then suddenly he open the closet door and pulled her out. her parents found her dead. she was skinned all the way and was hunged in her sisters closet.

 

PART 2...

 

2 years after the the sisters deaths, the her parents got pregnant with a baby boy the girls room became a guest bedroom and the little sisters room where the murder took place became the babys room. the baby grew up to be a secessful kid. one night he was on the computer and got a instant messege.

 

h0tNsPiCy91:hey lil bro!!!

2seXay4u: who the f is this?

h0tNsPiCy91: its your big sis.

2seXay4u: i never had a sister. im an only child.

2seXay4u:this is some kinda joke huh?

h0tNsPiCy91: mom and dad never told you?

h0tNsPiCy91: i died 15 years ago with your other older sister.

h0tNsPiCy91:we were murdered in your room which was once my little sisters room. she was killed in bed when i was sleeping and i was killed in the closet and skinned to death.

2seXay4u:quite lying. i never had a sister. if i did my parents would tell me. whatever. your stupid.

h0tNsPiCy91: you dont believe me? well if you wanna look in your closet floor.

h0tNsPiCy91: i carved my name, time and date i was being murdered. then i carved my little sister name.

h0tNsPiCy91: if you dont believe me little brother check the internet. type in ''smith sisters murdered anonymously''.

h0tNsPiCy91: i gtg little brother. i love you. and mom and dad soo much. i cant believe they kept us a secret from you. they should burn in hell.

 

the boy checked the closet. he saw the carvings. was it true? he surfed the internet and everything was their about the anonymous murder in the house. the next morning the boy went downstairs. it was so queit. maybe mom and dad was sleeping.. hours later the boy found his parents in their closets skinned and hung. then he found more carvings on the ground. it says '' I TOLD YOU I WASNT LYING. LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CANT BELIVE IT. WELL IM FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD. I WONT HURT YOU LIKE HOW THEY DIED. I LOVE YOU!

 

- LISA SMITH ''

 

this is a death chain. if you dont send this in the next hour the parents will kill you at night. they will kill you

 

DONT BELEIVE ME? LOOK IT UP N GOOGLE

 

 

 

She was pushed

 

About 6 years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge the police were called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Carmen Winstead's body, the neck broke hitting the ladder, then side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

 

FACT: 2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it, He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, 5 hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise, David was gone, that morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broke and his face skin peeled off

 

If you don't repost this saying

 

"She was pushed"

or "They Pushed her down a sewer"

 

Then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

 

 

About 6 years ago in Indiana, Jessica Smith was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge then police were called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Jessica Smith's body, she broke her neck hitting the ladder, then hit her side on concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell ... They believed them.

 

FACT: 2 months ago, 16 year old Ron Anderson read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it, He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, 5 hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise, Ron Anderson was gone, that morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broke and his face skin peeled off

 

If you don't repost this saying

 

"She was pushed"

or "They Pushed her down a sewer"

 

Then Jessica will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Jessica will come and kill you.

[Star Wars Man]

Half-Life 1, 2 and 2: Edisode One in one sweet sweet holiday package

 

Beware of Steam, Relentless. It's VALVe's little P.I.T.A. authentication thingy, and you have to open Steam if you want to play those games. Just FYI.

 

quit looking at porn then lol(siriously it F**ks it up bad cause it gives you trojans and all that but of course you know that)

im sure you dont look at porn *Cough*SARCASM*Cough* and thats cool that ur hard drive or we is fixed lol

 

Just because you look at porn doesn't mean others look at porn as well. 

 

Get off the porn subject.  People can live with out it, and if they do look at it, it's none of your business.  Thank you =)

 

Thank you for playing moderator.

[Mikan Cyclone]

Then I guess were all dead, eh plokoon?

[Relentless]

Beware of Steam, Relentless. It's VALVe's little P.I.T.A. authentication thingy, and you have to open Steam if you want to play those games. Just FYI.

 

Too late for that, I got so caught up in HL2 that I already finished it, and of course installed Steam to play it.

 

Also, I don't even understand what I'm supposed to be wary of, since I don't understand what you mean by P.I.T.A. and FYI.

[Star Wars Man]

P.I.T.A. = Pain in the ass.

 

FYI = For your info.

 

Steam has only one authentication server, and it's in Washington state I believe. (I think it is the only one.) Because of the storms in WA, Steam wouldn't open or repsond. It's a very delicate program, and even a little jarring will send it hell-bent into death. (It's happened to me many times.)  Just wanted you to get informed.

[Guest]

Then I guess were all dead, eh plokoon?

yeah arent we plo?

[Ghostly_Substance]

P.I.T.A. = Pain in the (censored).

 

FYI = For your info.

 

Steam has only one authentication server, and it's in Washington state I believe. (I think it is the only one.) Because of the storms in WA, Steam wouldn't open or repsond. It's a very delicate program, and even a little jarring will send it hell-bent into death. (It's happened to me many times.)  Just wanted you to get informed.

 

I've never had problems except for computer spec problems so I don't know why you people cry like babies -.-

[Relentless]

I've never had problems except for computer spec problems so I don't know why you people cry like babies -.-

 

;D I got warnings while installing both HL2 and Episode One, but I don't care. Man my computer sucks.

[Guest]

Beware of Steam, Relentless. It's VALVe's little P.I.T.A. authentication thingy, and you have to open Steam if you want to play those games. Just FYI.

 

Just because you look at porn doesn't mean others look at porn as well. 

 

Thank you for playing moderator.

 

Nobody has a sense of humor anymore, im not saying he has to be im just trying to be funny but your all apperanntly to sirious to get my humor  so whatever i wont try to be funny cause god forbid anyone understands me or laughs

[Ghostly_Substance]

*humor* @ TSKNF who turned evil on this forums

 

@ Relentless, Ah thats understandable so steam is picking on your specs then.

 

 

edit: What we spamming? What we get for christmas -.- ya i'm splitting this.

[Mikan Cyclone]

Nobody has a sense of humor anymore, im not saying he has to be im just trying to be funny but your all apperanntly to sirious to get my humor  so whatever i wont try to be funny cause god forbid anyone understands me or laughs

 

Well how are we supposed to know?  Internet can't convey emotions and vocal tone.  I thought you were being serious!

[Jedi Master Tofu]

i havent spammed in such a long time!!!! spam

 

 

spam MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!