The biggest collection of top 10 lists.

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Y'all know them. Top reasons why this is this etc etc etc. Most are really lame some are quite funny. Well here is what I think is the biggest list of all them sorted by year and month

 

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/

 

Here are a few Star wars ones:

 

Top Ten Star Wars Fan Euphemisms For Not Having A Girlfriend

 

 

10. Camping alone outside the theater.

 

9. My force is no longer with me.

 

8. The Death Star is not yet operational.

 

7. The Empire's striking out.

 

6. Shaking hands with the wookie.

 

5. Darth Vader has no place to put his helmet.

 

4. Oiling the droid.

 

3. Unable to set coordinates for the planet Babe.

 

2. Spending the night with Han Solo.

 

1. Tractor beam not powerful enough.

 

Top Ten Surprises in the New Version of Star Wars

 

 

10. Part of Chewbacca now played by a shirtless Ed Asner

 

9. Commander of the Death Star: Dr. Kevorkian

 

8. Land speeders replaced with pink Miatas

 

7. Comic relief provided by Cheech Marin as Luke Skywalker's wacky Mexican caddy

 

6. Darth Vader's voice goes up three octaves after Dennis Rodman kicks him in the groin

 

5. Instead of "May the force be with you," Obi-Wan Kenobi says, "Show me the money!"

 

4. Cameo appearance by Bob Dole as Yoda's great-great-grandfather

 

3. Luke and Darth Vader work together to beat the crap out of a bunch of Trekkies

 

2. New scene in which Jabba the Hut is hugged by a sobbing Richard Simmons

 

1. R2D2? Gay

 

Top Ten Signs You've Seen the `Star Wars' Movies Too Many Times

 

 

10. Your poodles are named "C," "3," "P" and "O"

 

9. You won't sleep with your wife unless she says, "Help me, Obi Wan, you're my only hope"

 

8. You spent $10,000 trying to Rogaine yourself into Chewbacca

 

7. You're continually stunned when the President makes major decisions without consulting Mark Hamill

 

6. Your favorite pickup line: "Would you like to handle my light saber?"

 

5. You keep referring to your lawn mower as "that crazy droid"

 

4. You spend most of your days trying to use "the Force" to open a can of pears

 

3. You once saw an eggplant that looked kind of like Darth Vader and almost had a heart attack

 

2. Your sex life is strictly "Han Solo," if you know what I mean

 

1. You like Yoda so much, you voted for Ross Perot

[Grand Admiral Thrawn 889]

lol wrong place again though this needs to be in the Mos Eisley Spaceport.

[Star Wars Man]

Top Ten Star Wars' Fans Complaints About The New Movie

 

10. Lame scene where Ewoks are freed from captivity by Reverend Jesse Jackson.

 

9. R2-D2 sexier with the implants in.

 

8. "A long time ago, in a galaxy far away" replaced with "Make me a billionaire, losers."

 

7. You never find out what the "Matrix" is.

 

6. When theater lights come back on, you're still a 40-year old virgin.

 

5. Scene where Millennium Falcon hits an iceberg feels tacked on.

 

4. There's no glowing hockey guy.

 

3. Somebody forgot to cut price tags off wookie costumes.

 

2. Most of special effects budget went toward giving Yoda a realistic looking rash.

 

1. Media is virtually ignoring its release.

 

 

Top Ten Rejected Star Wars Characters

 

10. Oprah the Winfrey

 

9. 10-10-321, The Telephone Droid

 

8. Tae Bo

 

7. Captain Overhype

 

6. Ol' Dirty Ewok

 

5. Bobadan Milosovic

 

4. R2 Deepak Chopra

 

3. Sticky, the Talking Piece of Chewing Gum

 

2. Obi Wan Jacobi and Meyers

 

1. Star Jones

 

 

Top Ten Surprises In The New Star Wars Film

 

10. Most of the action takes place on Planet Hollywood

 

9. Jedis interrupting lightsaber battle to change double "A" batteries

 

8. Jar Jar Binks is shot by enraged Robert Blake

 

7. Obi-Wan wins the big dirty dancing contest

 

6. A confused William Shatner keeps showing up looking for Spock

 

5. Supreme Chancellor passes out after choking on a pretzel

 

4. "The Force?" -- just a sinus headache

 

3. All the time C3PO spends bitching about Spider-Man

 

2. Usual Star Wars opening theme replaced with George Strait's "All My Ex's Live In Texas"

 

1. Yoda has sex with a pie

 

Top Ten Thoughts On The Minds Of People In Line For Star Wars

 

10. "Nice of Cher to loan me her Academy Awards outfit."

 

9. "First in line.... This'll look good on my resume."

 

8. "The babes should be coming over to talk to me any minute now."

 

7. "I shouldn't have to wait in this line -- I'm Carrie Fisher."

 

6. "I sense a disturbance in my hairline."

 

5. "Is that some sort of image-gathering droid?"

 

4. "Princess Leia... Princess Leia... Princess Leia... Princess Leia...."

 

3. "What I want is a prequel to 'Turner and Hooch'."

 

2. "This line better move soon, or Paul will have to host the show for me."

 

1. "What a couple of geeks."

 

 

Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Camping Out To See "Star Wars"

 

10. "Why don't I have anything better to do?"

 

9. "How many Wookies does my tent sleep?"

 

8. "Will it be more fun than when I camped out to see 'Miss Congeniality 2'?"

 

7. "Exactly when did I give up on doing anything meaningful with my life?"

 

6. "Will I be teased by roving gangs of Trekkies?"

 

5. "If I use all my vacation days now, how will I take that trip to ice planet Hoth?"

 

4. "Does Starbucks let guys dressed as galactic bounty hunters use their bathroom?"

 

3. "I wonder how many other guys on line are named 'Shecky'?"

 

2. "Should I just pay the extra dollar and use Moviefone?"

 

1. "If I had a girlfriend, what would she think?"

[Grand Admiral Thrawn 889]

lol SWM!

 

1. 'If i had a girlfriend what would she think?'

Classic!