Foshjedi2004 Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Investigators at a major research institute have discovered the heaviest element known to science. This startling new discovery has been tentatively named Administratium (Ad). The new element has no protons or electrons, thus having an atomic number of 0. It does, however, have 1 neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons, and 111 assistant vice neutrons, for an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since it has no electrons, Administratium is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it came into contact. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons, vice neutrons, and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. In fact, an Administratium sample's mass will actually increase over time, since with each reorganization some of the morons inevitably become neutrons, forming new isotopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Administratium is formed whenever morons reach a certain concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as the "Critical Morass". You'll know it when you see it. http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa197/knivesdamaster/tags/sith_omguserbar_member.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingdark Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 ehm could you translate that in ehm normal engish? http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/os/type/0/kingdark.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorkthehunter Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 ehm could you translate that in ehm normal engish?It is in "normal English"!!! He's from England for crying out loud! ;D Protecting the world from those who have an IQ higher than 30! Huzzah! Trust me...I'm a professional. Some other members and I are trying to be superheroes and save the forums. But we can't do it on our own. We need your help! Join us! http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/5380/pffuserbar2modnp0.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonShadow Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Look very carefully at the names (i.e. moron, peon...)...and realize something you will. (yodaspeak) http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h65/NightshadowDragon/RyuuKageSIG.jpg http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h65/NightshadowDragon/AoSW-JCW_Banner.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingdark Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 weird dude weird you are http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/os/type/0/kingdark.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Wars Man Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Look very carefully at the names (i.e. moron, peon...)...and realize something you will. (yodaspeak) A joke, I believe this is...(yodaspeak) http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3269/pffuserbar2globalmodnx9.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonShadow Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Cool. Started a new trend I have. (yodaspeak) ;D http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h65/NightshadowDragon/RyuuKageSIG.jpg http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h65/NightshadowDragon/AoSW-JCW_Banner.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foshjedi2004 Posted March 10, 2006 Author Share Posted March 10, 2006 Kingdark you are the critical Morass... http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa197/knivesdamaster/tags/sith_omguserbar_member.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garbageben Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Closed, this topic must be. Your fun, you have had. http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/sh/type/0/garbageben.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foshjedi2004 Posted March 13, 2006 Author Share Posted March 13, 2006 Wouldn't it be "Fun Have you had??" http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa197/knivesdamaster/tags/sith_omguserbar_member.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonShadow Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Only if question it was. (yodaspeak) The best part about Yoda is he's actually still grammatically correct... (notyodaspeak) http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h65/NightshadowDragon/RyuuKageSIG.jpg http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h65/NightshadowDragon/AoSW-JCW_Banner.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foshjedi2004 Posted March 14, 2006 Author Share Posted March 14, 2006 Hmmm....The Dark Side of the Force I sense in this one..... http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa197/knivesdamaster/tags/sith_omguserbar_member.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonShadow Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 This thread, awesome it is. (yodaspeak) http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h65/NightshadowDragon/RyuuKageSIG.jpg http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h65/NightshadowDragon/AoSW-JCW_Banner.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garbageben Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Use commas, you should. Say yodaspeak, you need not. http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/sh/type/0/garbageben.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foshjedi2004 Posted March 14, 2006 Author Share Posted March 14, 2006 Ewoks I feel, Rocks they throw... Wookiees I sense, Bowcasters they fire Palpatine I sense, Dark one is he.... http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa197/knivesdamaster/tags/sith_omguserbar_member.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorkthehunter Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Ewoks I feel, Rocks they throw... Wookiees I sense, Bowcasters they fire Palpatine I sense, Dark one is he.... Dead I am, hurts it does not. Anywho....let's stop the Yoda talk. Please. I would rather us talk in a different language(almost). ¿No?(a little side note: I take spanish as a class...not from a spanish speaking country. The only other language(besides english and español un poco that I speak is Pig Latin.*evil laugh* now there's an idea.....) Protecting the world from those who have an IQ higher than 30! Huzzah! Trust me...I'm a professional. Some other members and I are trying to be superheroes and save the forums. But we can't do it on our own. We need your help! Join us! http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/5380/pffuserbar2modnp0.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foshjedi2004 Posted March 14, 2006 Author Share Posted March 14, 2006 Use the Forks Homer.... http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa197/knivesdamaster/tags/sith_omguserbar_member.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikan Cyclone Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 For killing anyone who says yodaspeak, we ride. http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a245/loverdog/pffuserbar1.jpghttp://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i276/At-At_controller/leetspeak4cz1jr.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Admiral Thrawn 889 Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 UNLIMITED POWER! *Cackling laugh* 'Anakin, the Jedi are taking over.' Palpy 'you don't have to know a species only there art.' Thrawn. http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n292/Admiral_Antilles/Thrawncopy.jpghttp://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3269/pffuserbar2globalmodnx9.jpg I Support the Resistance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonShadow Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 UNLIMITED POWER! *Cackling laugh* 'Anakin, the Jedi are taking over.' Palpy 'you don't have to know a species only there art.' Thrawn. Looking for Quote thread, you are:http://pff.swrebellion.com/index.php?topic=328.0 http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h65/NightshadowDragon/RyuuKageSIG.jpg http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h65/NightshadowDragon/AoSW-JCW_Banner.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foshjedi2004 Posted March 16, 2006 Author Share Posted March 16, 2006 http://pff.swrebellion.com/index.php?topic=328.0Link Works not it does..... Topic Off it is.... http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa197/knivesdamaster/tags/sith_omguserbar_member.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikan Cyclone Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 For beating Fosh with a large pointy stick, only to be attacked back and killed, I ride. Was the topic even on topic at all? http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a245/loverdog/pffuserbar1.jpghttp://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i276/At-At_controller/leetspeak4cz1jr.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foshjedi2004 Posted March 16, 2006 Author Share Posted March 16, 2006 Doubt it. Knowing me when I was a Noob on this forum I may have reverted for a short space of time.... Oh God Noooooooooo http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa197/knivesdamaster/tags/sith_omguserbar_member.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Admiral Thrawn 889 Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 did this topic even have anypoint to it? http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n292/Admiral_Antilles/Thrawncopy.jpghttp://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3269/pffuserbar2globalmodnx9.jpg I Support the Resistance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foshjedi2004 Posted March 17, 2006 Author Share Posted March 17, 2006 Its a Joke.... http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa197/knivesdamaster/tags/sith_omguserbar_member.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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