Foshjedi2004 Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll have a C monkey please." The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, "That'll be $5000." The customer paid and walked out with his monkey. Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey. The cost of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did it cost so much?" The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can program in C - very fast, tight code, no bugs, well worth the money." The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. "That one's even more expensive! $10,000! What does it do?" "Oh, that one's a C++ monkey; it can manage object-oriented programming, Visual C++, even some Java. All the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper. The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the other put together! What on earth does it do?" The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it do anything, but it says it's a project manager." http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa197/knivesdamaster/tags/sith_omguserbar_member.jpg
Grand Admiral Thrawn 889 Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 ROFL http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n292/Admiral_Antilles/Thrawncopy.jpghttp://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3269/pffuserbar2globalmodnx9.jpg I Support the Resistance!
Foshjedi2004 Posted March 9, 2006 Author Posted March 9, 2006 Man I'm Good!! Actually one of my Dad's colleagues sent him it. http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa197/knivesdamaster/tags/sith_omguserbar_member.jpg
Dorkthehunter Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 quite good, quite good. *golf clap* My memory is failing me in my old age, what exactly does ROFL stand for?? Protecting the world from those who have an IQ higher than 30! Huzzah! Trust me...I'm a professional. Some other members and I are trying to be superheroes and save the forums. But we can't do it on our own. We need your help! Join us! http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/5380/pffuserbar2modnp0.jpg
Foshjedi2004 Posted March 10, 2006 Author Posted March 10, 2006 Roll on Floor Laughing. http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa197/knivesdamaster/tags/sith_omguserbar_member.jpg
kingdark Posted March 10, 2006 Posted March 10, 2006 i dont get it.. http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/os/type/0/kingdark.png
Star Wars Man Posted March 10, 2006 Posted March 10, 2006 Roll on Floor Laughing. I thought it was "Rolling on the Floor Laughing"... http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3269/pffuserbar2globalmodnx9.jpg
Foshjedi2004 Posted March 10, 2006 Author Posted March 10, 2006 yeah Well...Meh Kingdark..U don't get it?? Whats the point of reading jokes then? http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa197/knivesdamaster/tags/sith_omguserbar_member.jpg
Dorkthehunter Posted March 10, 2006 Posted March 10, 2006 Whats the point of reading jokes then? I don't get it...... ;D Protecting the world from those who have an IQ higher than 30! Huzzah! Trust me...I'm a professional. Some other members and I are trying to be superheroes and save the forums. But we can't do it on our own. We need your help! Join us! http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/5380/pffuserbar2modnp0.jpg
Grand Admiral Thrawn 889 Posted March 11, 2006 Posted March 11, 2006 a project manager does jackall just sits around all day but get paid shitloads more money than the other monkeys who do the work! http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n292/Admiral_Antilles/Thrawncopy.jpghttp://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3269/pffuserbar2globalmodnx9.jpg I Support the Resistance!
Star Wars Man Posted March 11, 2006 Posted March 11, 2006 a project manager does jackall just sits around all day but get paid shitloads more money than the other monkeys who do the work! HAH! I KNEW IT! lol... http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3269/pffuserbar2globalmodnx9.jpg
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