Foshjedi2004 Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll have a C monkey please." The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, "That'll be $5000." The customer paid and walked out with his monkey. Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey. The cost of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did it cost so much?" The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can program in C - very fast, tight code, no bugs, well worth the money." The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. "That one's even more expensive! $10,000! What does it do?" "Oh, that one's a C++ monkey; it can manage object-oriented programming, Visual C++, even some Java. All the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper. The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the other put together! What on earth does it do?" The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it do anything, but it says it's a project manager." http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa197/knivesdamaster/tags/sith_omguserbar_member.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Admiral Thrawn 889 Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 ROFL http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n292/Admiral_Antilles/Thrawncopy.jpghttp://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3269/pffuserbar2globalmodnx9.jpg I Support the Resistance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foshjedi2004 Posted March 9, 2006 Author Share Posted March 9, 2006 Man I'm Good!! Actually one of my Dad's colleagues sent him it. http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa197/knivesdamaster/tags/sith_omguserbar_member.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorkthehunter Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 quite good, quite good. *golf clap* My memory is failing me in my old age, what exactly does ROFL stand for?? Protecting the world from those who have an IQ higher than 30! Huzzah! Trust me...I'm a professional. Some other members and I are trying to be superheroes and save the forums. But we can't do it on our own. We need your help! Join us! http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/5380/pffuserbar2modnp0.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foshjedi2004 Posted March 10, 2006 Author Share Posted March 10, 2006 Roll on Floor Laughing. http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa197/knivesdamaster/tags/sith_omguserbar_member.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingdark Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 i dont get it.. http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/os/type/0/kingdark.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Wars Man Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Roll on Floor Laughing. I thought it was "Rolling on the Floor Laughing"... http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3269/pffuserbar2globalmodnx9.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foshjedi2004 Posted March 10, 2006 Author Share Posted March 10, 2006 yeah Well...Meh Kingdark..U don't get it?? Whats the point of reading jokes then? http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa197/knivesdamaster/tags/sith_omguserbar_member.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorkthehunter Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Whats the point of reading jokes then? I don't get it...... ;D Protecting the world from those who have an IQ higher than 30! Huzzah! Trust me...I'm a professional. Some other members and I are trying to be superheroes and save the forums. But we can't do it on our own. We need your help! Join us! http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/5380/pffuserbar2modnp0.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Admiral Thrawn 889 Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 a project manager does jackall just sits around all day but get paid shitloads more money than the other monkeys who do the work! http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n292/Admiral_Antilles/Thrawncopy.jpghttp://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3269/pffuserbar2globalmodnx9.jpg I Support the Resistance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Wars Man Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 a project manager does jackall just sits around all day but get paid shitloads more money than the other monkeys who do the work! HAH! I KNEW IT! lol... http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3269/pffuserbar2globalmodnx9.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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