Star Wars Man Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 A blonde drives to Robinsons-May. She goes shopping, and the next day a credit card bill arrives. She is $1000 in debt. She remarks,"Oh, I thought that dress was $1. Oh, well." http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3269/pffuserbar2globalmodnx9.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkside360 Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 (edited) Yep, that is funny. Oh how I love blonde jokes. ;D Post some more. Edited March 5, 2006 by Darkside360 For every victory there is a loss, for every loss there is a victoryhttp://legacy.gamemod.net/Images/LoWSig.gif http://legacy.gamemod.net/Images/Hoth.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Wars Man Posted March 5, 2006 Author Share Posted March 5, 2006 Yep, that is funny. Oh how I love blonde jokes. ;D Post some more. Hmm....got to think...A blond walks into a coffee shop and orders milk. Someone asks her why. She responds,"It's that new, all "coffee" diet! DUH!" lol... http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3269/pffuserbar2globalmodnx9.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Admiral Thrawn 889 Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 QUestion:what do you do if an Irishman throws a grenade at you? Answer: pull the pin out and throw it back! NO offense intended a typical British JOke. http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n292/Admiral_Antilles/Thrawncopy.jpghttp://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3269/pffuserbar2globalmodnx9.jpg I Support the Resistance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkside360 Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 Hey star Wars Man, love your new sig. For every victory there is a loss, for every loss there is a victoryhttp://legacy.gamemod.net/Images/LoWSig.gif http://legacy.gamemod.net/Images/Hoth.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorkthehunter Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 Alright...this is a WWII joke(not ment to offend anyone, just funny...you can use it with any two nationalities and a popular last name from that country) So...there are two German soldiers and five Polish soldiers on opposite sides of a trench or some kind of hideout thing. The Germans were telling each other that they needed a plan to take out the Polish troops. So one of the Germans calls out: "Hey Ski!" A Polish guy pops up and the Germans shoot him. The other German guy calls: "Hey Ski!" Another Polish guy pops up and is shot. They do this two more times until only one Polish guy is left. The last Polish soldier says: "Hey Klien!" hoping that it might work on the Germans. The Germans answered: "Is that you Ski?" and the last Polish guy popped up and was shot. Protecting the world from those who have an IQ higher than 30! Huzzah! Trust me...I'm a professional. Some other members and I are trying to be superheroes and save the forums. But we can't do it on our own. We need your help! Join us! http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/5380/pffuserbar2modnp0.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Wars Man Posted March 7, 2006 Author Share Posted March 7, 2006 Hey star Wars Man, love your new sig. lol I love things that skew LOtR...oh well, here's the url to put it in your sig: http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/9007/lotredited1ik.gif http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/9007/lotredited1ik.gif http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3269/pffuserbar2globalmodnx9.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relentless Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Because I live in Finland, its only natural that we make fun of Swedish people. I'm not sure wether you've all heard this jokein a different form, but here goes: How many Swedish people do you need to change a light bulb? 100. One of them holds the bulb in place while the others rotate the house. It bring upon us more of famine, death and war, you know religion has a lot to answer for. -Steve Harris, Iron Maiden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Wars Man Posted March 9, 2006 Author Share Posted March 9, 2006 Because I live in Finland, its only natural that we make fun of Swedish people. I'm not sure wether you've all heard this jokein a different form, but here goes: How many Swedish people do you need to change a light bulb? 100. One of them holds the bulb in place while the others rotate the house. LOL! Um lemme do s'more blond jokes: A Blond, A Brunette and a Red Head are trudging through the desert. They find a magic lamp, and the blond rubs it. A Genie appears, and tells them each one will get a wish. The blond stares at the Red Head and says,"I want her to be dumber then me!" The red head turns into a blond. The Brunette says, "I want to be smarter than her" and points to the Blond. She stays the same. The red head (now blond) says,"I want her to be dumber than me" The blond turns into a hillbilly! (Not very funny, but its what I can think of) http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3269/pffuserbar2globalmodnx9.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Admiral Thrawn 889 Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 three blondes walk into a bar. you'd think one of them would have seen it! 3 men are convicted for 50 years. but the judge feeling generous says that they can choose what to be locked up with. 1st man says cigerettes, 2nd says Fit birds and the 3rd says Porn. the judge comes back 50 years later to unlock them and looks in to the 3rd guys room he was dead he'd gone cross eyed, 2nd guy had died from to much sex, and the last guy was still alive but had the cigerettes. when the judge askes why the only reply was: 'you got a lighter mate?' http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n292/Admiral_Antilles/Thrawncopy.jpghttp://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3269/pffuserbar2globalmodnx9.jpg I Support the Resistance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relentless Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Another Swede-joke: Two Swedes walk on a bridge. They both manage to fall off, but one of them is able to grab the edge of the bridge with his hammer. (He had a hammer with him for some reason) The other grabs the hammer-guy's leg and asks for help. The hammer-guy's hand starts to slip and he decides to get rid of the leg-grabbing-dude. He hits the leg-grabber with his hammer, and they both fall into their death. And to dismantle any feuds, here's a joke that does not discriminate any nation: A Finn, a Swede and a Norwegian find a fairy on the top of a mountain. The fairy says that each of them get to wish for one thing, and when they jump off the mountain, they will fall into a pile of it. The Swede wishes for booze, and he falls into a lake of booze. The Norwegian wishes for money, and he falls into a stack of it. The Finn is just about to make his wish when he slips on a banana peel and shouts: "Oh crap!" He falls into a pile of crap. It bring upon us more of famine, death and war, you know religion has a lot to answer for. -Steve Harris, Iron Maiden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Admiral Thrawn 889 Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 an english man an irish man and a scottish man are running from a farmer the come accross a barn with 3 sacs in it each hide in a sac. the farmer walks in with his shot gun and says i know your in here and pokes the english guys sac'woof woof' oh its just the farm dog, pokes the scottish guys sac meow meow of its just the farmcat, pokesthe irish guy 'potatoes potatoes potatoes. *bang* http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n292/Admiral_Antilles/Thrawncopy.jpghttp://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3269/pffuserbar2globalmodnx9.jpg I Support the Resistance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relentless Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 an english man an irish man and a scottish man are running from a farmer the come accross a barn with 3 sacs in it each hide in a sac. the farmer walks in with his shot gun and says i know your in here and pokes the english guys sac'woof woof' oh its just the farm dog, pokes the scottish guys sac meow meow of its just the farmcat, pokesthe irish guy 'potatoes potatoes potatoes. *bang* Hahaheh... Swedes, prepare for another bashing! A Swedish guy dies and goes to heaven. He goes to St. Peter's (Is he Peter in English countries? The main apostole anyways) house and talks to him. The Swedish guy notices that Peter has a lot of clocks around. He asks about them, and Peter responds: "Each of Earth's countries has their own clock hanging here. Whenever a gay person gets born in a country, that country's clock goes ahead by one minute." The Swede starts looking for Sweden's clock, but doesn't seem to find it. He asks Peter where it is, and Peter says: "Its in the kitchen as a ventilator." This joke was not meant to be offensive against gay people, only Swedes. It bring upon us more of famine, death and war, you know religion has a lot to answer for. -Steve Harris, Iron Maiden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonShadow Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 Hahaheh... Swedes, prepare for another bashing! A Swedish guy dies and goes to heaven. He goes to St. Peter's (Is he Peter in English countries? The main apostole anyways) house and talks to him. The Swedish guy notices that Peter has a lot of clocks around. He asks about them, and Peter responds: "Each of Earth's countries has their own clock hanging here. Whenever a gay person gets born in a country, that country's clock goes ahead by one minute." The Swede starts looking for Sweden's clock, but doesn't seem to find it. He asks Peter where it is, and Peter says: "Its in the kitchen as a ventilator." This joke was not meant to be offensive against gay people, only Swedes. Dude. Awesome. ;D http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h65/NightshadowDragon/RyuuKageSIG.jpg http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h65/NightshadowDragon/AoSW-JCW_Banner.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Admiral Thrawn 889 Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 ok irish bashing and swede bashing done, #time for the American's: What would happen if you put a hamburger in the middle of the atlantic? You'd have 1 big tidal wave. http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n292/Admiral_Antilles/Thrawncopy.jpghttp://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3269/pffuserbar2globalmodnx9.jpg I Support the Resistance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relentless Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 Great one, Thrawn. It bring upon us more of famine, death and war, you know religion has a lot to answer for. -Steve Harris, Iron Maiden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Wars Man Posted April 1, 2006 Author Share Posted April 1, 2006 ok irish bashing and swede bashing done, #time for the American's: What would happen if you put a hamburger in the middle of the atlantic? You'd have 1 big tidal wave. I find that offensive!!! jk, um fine here's a British bashing (not to be offensive): What would happen if all the tea in Britain was dumped into the ocean?"This just in, the Royal Navy was unable to save thousands from dying from thirst. This reporter is completely suprised that they had nothing else to drink" HAH!!! We should stop bashing each other and bash a third country, ya know? http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3269/pffuserbar2globalmodnx9.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Admiral Thrawn 889 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 how do the irish search for mines? Stamping. JOkw no offense intended. http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n292/Admiral_Antilles/Thrawncopy.jpghttp://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3269/pffuserbar2globalmodnx9.jpg I Support the Resistance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relentless Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 I hope I'm not crossing the line with this joke... What's the difference between a Finnish fridge and a Swede fridge? Well, if you take your sausage from a Finnish fridge, at least there wont be crap coming out of it. It bring upon us more of famine, death and war, you know religion has a lot to answer for. -Steve Harris, Iron Maiden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Admiral Thrawn 889 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 nah ur not if thats offensive mine are downright insults! http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n292/Admiral_Antilles/Thrawncopy.jpghttp://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3269/pffuserbar2globalmodnx9.jpg I Support the Resistance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 This is a UK bashing one so get ready: There are four kinds of people in the UK - First, there were the Scots who kept the Sabbath - and everything else they could lay their hands on. Then there were the Welsh - who prayed on their knees and their neighbors. Thirdly there were the Irish who never knew what they wanted - but were willing to fight for it anyway. Lastly there were the English who considered themselves self-made men, - thus relieving the Almighty of a terrible responsibility. here's another: The Queen of England was showing the Archbishop of Canterbury around the Royal Stables when one of the stallions close by farted so loudly it couldn't be ignored. 'Oh dear,' said the Queen, 'How embarrassing. I'm frightfully sorry about that.' 'It's quite understandable,' said the archbishop, and after a moment added, 'as a matter of fact I thought it was the horse.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 LOL thats funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Admiral Thrawn 889 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 ok so anyone got any Steve Irwin Bashing jokes? http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n292/Admiral_Antilles/Thrawncopy.jpghttp://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3269/pffuserbar2globalmodnx9.jpg I Support the Resistance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikan Cyclone Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 ok so anyone got any Steve Irwin Bashing jokes? YOU FAIL THE HARDEST AT LIFE! http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a245/loverdog/pffuserbar1.jpghttp://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i276/At-At_controller/leetspeak4cz1jr.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relentless Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 WHAT HE SAID! It bring upon us more of famine, death and war, you know religion has a lot to answer for. -Steve Harris, Iron Maiden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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