Bet + drunkeness = joke time!

[Gen.Vader]

There are these 2 guys sittin at a bar in a 43 story bulding, drinkin some whiskey.

 

Then one guy says "i bet that i can jump out the window, and come back in through a window 6 feet down"

 

the other guy says, "i bet you 100 billion dollars that you dont"

 

then, the guy leaps out the window, and to the other guys astonishment, he comes in through the window 6 stories down.

 

the guy came back upstairs and said "wheres my money?!"

 

the other guy said, "well, i was sure that you were going to die, and i dont have it with me, and ill never hacve that much!"

 

"a deals a deal," the guy said.

 

then, the other guy went to the window, jumped, and fell screaming to his death

 

as the guy sits down at the bar, the bartender says "you sure are a jerk when your drunk, Superman!"