Real life stupidity or jokes

[Ghostly_Substance]

A Police trooper went to give a guy a speeding ticket and went to go back to his crusier only to find out he locked himself out of the police car. His keys and ticket locked in the car he asked the person he pulled over to drive him to the headquarters and the person did  Edited March 26, 2006 by Ghostly_Substance

[Ghostly_Substance]

Me putting a jacket in a friends locker then after school I find out he went to work and 30 minutes wait to wait for him at a Wendy's so I rushed home as fast as I could. Jacket still left in his locker and me nearly frozen. Good thing I had 2 layers. Well its crazy during the winter time

[Darkpower2005]

I got a great one.

 

A robber went to rob a local gun store and when he demanded that everyone give him their money all of the customers and staff turned around and blew the man away.

[Ghostly_Substance]

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/transformer_big.jpg

 

Lol, people will do almost anything

 

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/babyoranges.jpg

someone sure got bored

[Grand Admiral Thrawn 889]

lol Ghostly thats kl!

[Ghostly_Substance]

http://forums.lucasarts.com/thread.jspa?threadID=98175&tstart=0

 

Fifth post down for 4 posts

[Dorkthehunter]

Something also funny on that link is people flaming Fosh for telling people not to be disappointed that Darktroopers are not in, because they will be in Legacy of War.

[Ghostly_Substance]

From Bash.Org

 

I skipped my wedding to play Tribes

comeon, it was a match for the #2 spot

at that point you really need to rethink why you're alive

or just dump the (censored) =)

[Relentless]

I was cross-country skiing (I was forced) with my friends today and at one point when we were goin' uphill we see that this ground-flatterer-thingy-machine is chasing us. Naturally we panicked and started skiing like hell. Well then I looked at one of my friends who was messing around skiing really stupidly-like and I laughed, only a second later I did a faceplant on the snow and the machine nearly crushed my skis.

[Darkside360]

A man wanted to fly so badly so he tied a bunch of weather balloons to his deckchair. He hoped to float calmly around 20ft around his neighborhood drinking some beers. He had a pellet gun to shoot the balloons out to lower himself gradually. He had his friends cut the rope but he did not gradually float up in the sky. He shot off like a cannon and reached an altitude of not 20ft, not 1,000 ft but 20,000 ft.

 

He was floating for almost 5 hours until a passing jet radioed what he saw. The man was scared to shoot the balloons out fearing he will die but he shot them out and he did eventually make it to the ground where he was arrested by the police.

[Grand Admiral Thrawn 889]

these guys in my form had a list 41 ways to get laid. and they left it in the form room. my teacher found it and handed it out to the whole meeting she had later that day.

[Ghostly_Substance]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2587661313510275113

 

The heck?! How can Iran, France, and Korea be Australia ? Check this CNN video out and laugh out loud at the stupidity. If this was on purpose its just sad.

[JanGaarni]

No, I think that actually was aired on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

[Ghostly_Substance]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=163331162673210702

 

Lol old people pwn when it comes to this sort of stuff 

[Grand Admiral Thrawn 889]

ROFL!

[swgbex]

gotta be carefull round those old people O.o