Ghostly_Substance Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 (edited) A Police trooper went to give a guy a speeding ticket and went to go back to his crusier only to find out he locked himself out of the police car. His keys and ticket locked in the car he asked the person he pulled over to drive him to the headquarters and the person did Edited March 26, 2006 by Ghostly_Substance -One Empire falls another riseshttp://myanimelist.net/signature/EuroSubstance.png http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/os/type/2/ghostlysubstance.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostly_Substance Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 Me putting a jacket in a friends locker then after school I find out he went to work and 30 minutes wait to wait for him at a Wendy's so I rushed home as fast as I could. Jacket still left in his locker and me nearly frozen. Good thing I had 2 layers. Well its crazy during the winter time -One Empire falls another riseshttp://myanimelist.net/signature/EuroSubstance.png http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/os/type/2/ghostlysubstance.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkpower2005 Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 I got a great one. A robber went to rob a local gun store and when he demanded that everyone give him their money all of the customers and staff turned around and blew the man away. -Don't do juma and drive- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostly_Substance Posted December 31, 2005 Author Share Posted December 31, 2005 http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/transformer_big.jpg Lol, people will do almost anything  http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/babyoranges.jpg someone sure got bored -One Empire falls another riseshttp://myanimelist.net/signature/EuroSubstance.png http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/os/type/2/ghostlysubstance.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Admiral Thrawn 889 Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 lol Ghostly thats kl! http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n292/Admiral_Antilles/Thrawncopy.jpghttp://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3269/pffuserbar2globalmodnx9.jpg I Support the Resistance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostly_Substance Posted January 4, 2006 Author Share Posted January 4, 2006 http://forums.lucasarts.com/thread.jspa?threadID=98175&tstart=0Â Fifth post down for 4 posts -One Empire falls another riseshttp://myanimelist.net/signature/EuroSubstance.png http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/os/type/2/ghostlysubstance.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorkthehunter Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 Something also funny on that link is people flaming Fosh for telling people not to be disappointed that Darktroopers are not in, because they will be in Legacy of War. Protecting the world from those who have an IQ higher than 30! Huzzah! Trust me...I'm a professional.  Some other members and I are trying to be superheroes and save the forums. But we can't do it on our own. We need your help! Join us!  http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/5380/pffuserbar2modnp0.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostly_Substance Posted January 4, 2006 Author Share Posted January 4, 2006 From Bash.Org I skipped my wedding to play Tribes comeon, it was a match for the #2 spot at that point you really need to rethink why you're alive or just dump the (censored) =) -One Empire falls another riseshttp://myanimelist.net/signature/EuroSubstance.png http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/os/type/2/ghostlysubstance.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relentless Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 I was cross-country skiing (I was forced) with my friends today and at one point when we were goin' uphill we see that this ground-flatterer-thingy-machine is chasing us. Naturally we panicked and started skiing like hell. Well then I looked at one of my friends who was messing around skiing really stupidly-like and I laughed, only a second later I did a faceplant on the snow and the machine nearly crushed my skis. It bring upon us more of famine, death and war, you know religion has a lot to answer for. -Steve Harris, Iron Maiden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkside360 Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 A man wanted to fly so badly so he tied a bunch of weather balloons to his deckchair. He hoped to float calmly around 20ft around his neighborhood drinking some beers. He had a pellet gun to shoot the balloons out to lower himself gradually. He had his friends cut the rope but he did not gradually float up in the sky. He shot off like a cannon and reached an altitude of not 20ft, not 1,000 ft but 20,000 ft.  He was floating for almost 5 hours until a passing jet radioed what he saw. The man was scared to shoot the balloons out fearing he will die but he shot them out and he did eventually make it to the ground where he was arrested by the police. For every victory there is a loss, for every loss there is a victoryhttp://legacy.gamemod.net/Images/LoWSig.gif http://legacy.gamemod.net/Images/Hoth.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Admiral Thrawn 889 Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 these guys in my form had a list 41 ways to get laid. and they left it in the form room. my teacher found it and handed it out to the whole meeting she had later that day. http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n292/Admiral_Antilles/Thrawncopy.jpghttp://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3269/pffuserbar2globalmodnx9.jpg I Support the Resistance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostly_Substance Posted March 13, 2006 Author Share Posted March 13, 2006 http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2587661313510275113Â The heck?! How can Iran, France, and Korea be Australia ? Check this CNN video out and laugh out loud at the stupidity. If this was on purpose its just sad. -One Empire falls another riseshttp://myanimelist.net/signature/EuroSubstance.png http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/os/type/2/ghostlysubstance.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JanGaarni Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 No, I think that actually was aired on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. http://www.lfnetwork.com/images/lfnlinker.gifStar Wars: Empire at War.Net Moderator&SWGalaxies Moderator Co-Leader of The Affiliates! -A-- What we do in life, echoes in eternity!- May the pants be with you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostly_Substance Posted March 26, 2006 Author Share Posted March 26, 2006 http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=163331162673210702 Lol old people pwn when it comes to this sort of stuff -One Empire falls another riseshttp://myanimelist.net/signature/EuroSubstance.png http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/os/type/2/ghostlysubstance.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Admiral Thrawn 889 Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 ROFL! http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n292/Admiral_Antilles/Thrawncopy.jpghttp://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3269/pffuserbar2globalmodnx9.jpg I Support the Resistance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swgbex Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 gotta be carefull round those old people O.o http://www.swgbex.com/sig.jpgHehe IA 2 venator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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