Swiftdraw Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 From bash.org top 100 jokes docsigma2000: jesus christ mandocsigma2000: my son is sooooooo deadc8info: Why?docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPEdocsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCEdocsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nutsc8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCKdocsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that muchc8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo deadc8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer) Oh, and I'm not serious about the title line. For you non-humorous folks. I'm now teh lurker.http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/bg/type/2/swiftdraw.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostly_Substance Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 LOL nice, more -One Empire falls another riseshttp://myanimelist.net/signature/EuroSubstance.png http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/os/type/2/ghostlysubstance.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiftdraw Posted December 11, 2005 Author Share Posted December 11, 2005 Last ones.... d-_-b how u make that inverted b? wait never mind Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate meGarbageStan23: why?Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!GarbageStan23: oh shit!Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look everRabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing... get up get on up get up get on up and DANCE* nmp3bot dances -<* nmp3bot dances |-<* nmp3bot dances :D/-<<[sA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet NOW YOU GO TO WWW.BASH.ORG OR SWIFT SMASH!!! I'm now teh lurker.http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/bg/type/2/swiftdraw.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gen.Vader Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 i liked the first one best, hilarity! time to find me own.......bwahahahahaha I've have you now - Lord Vader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gen.Vader Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 punch: ugh, i feel like im in a time warppunch: working on a pentium 200 webserverpunch: fixing a customer's pentium 2 233 machinepunch: loading win98se on itOSSThe: ewwwpunch: i am in some sort of late 90s hell ahh, i remember those pesky WIN98 programs, truly hell! silic0nsilence: So it's black friday at CompUSA.Slider: Yeasilic0nsilence: We were to open up at 12am. It's 11:58pm and there is a HUGE line of blood-thirsty, hard drive-wanting, maniacs. So my friend dares me to scream we have one xbox360.Slider: Holy shit.silic0nsilence: So he gives me $20. I go up to the gate and scream, "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE JUST RECIEVED ONE XBOX360!!" Immediatly people are storming the gate, passing me money through the cage to get it. They were screaming and knocked over this old lady. My boss just looks at me with these red eyes. In them, I saw fear and rage.Slider: Omg you dumb shit!Slider: Wait a second, it's 12:46A, and it's black Friday. What did this happen minutes ago? Shouldn't you be at work?silic0nsilence: Yeah..silic0nsilence: Pretty sure I don't work at CompUSA any more.. lol, another reason why the 360 sucks I've have you now - Lord Vader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostly_Substance Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 A smiley says a thousand words*** Arendra has quit IRC (Excess Flood) So, I was in Foods today and we were making pasta and my teacher came over to me and says "Your pot is hanging out". My hand immedietly went to my sweatshirt pocket to make sure my baggy was still there and then she pointed to the pot with the pasta in it. I realized then that the handle was facing out over the edge of the stove. She gave me the weirdest look.... some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back and can reload from there if i die she was confused heeehheeeh. once my sister's former best friend was having a baby and she couldn't think of a name. we walked past a coke machine and i said "how about dasani?" how was i to know she'd totally take my advice? i'm responsible for a kid being named after a coke product arpad you there? That's the first time I've seen car keys go looking for their owner. -One Empire falls another riseshttp://myanimelist.net/signature/EuroSubstance.png http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/os/type/2/ghostlysubstance.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Admiral Thrawn 889 Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 their good if i had the time i'd find some stuff. http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n292/Admiral_Antilles/Thrawncopy.jpghttp://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3269/pffuserbar2globalmodnx9.jpg I Support the Resistance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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