Darth_Rob Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I love the Count one! The news today was that next week I am off to do the physical tests for the Military service. Is that mandatory of all citizens over in Chocolate Land at some point? Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! My Website http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/BigBadBob113.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Yup. For all male swiss citizens. Except if you are a concienscious objector in which case you will have to do Civil Service or if you are declared inapt. In that case either you are still capable of doing Civil protection or you will skip Military service but have to pay a military tax. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinister Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 I found out earlier today that I'm going to be a father sometime next year. My wife and I are very excited. http://www.geocities.com/xenogears23/Jokersinsigmgs.jpg "Life is hard. After all, it kills you." - Katharine Hepburn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rob Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 I found out earlier today that I'm going to be a father sometime next year. My wife and I are very excited. Congrats dude! Thats awesome news!!! Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! My Website http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/BigBadBob113.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Way to go! Who's the fath- I mean, congratulations! (I'm kidding! Please put the golf club down!) 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Congratulations! When is it due? http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Ukrainian Polka... of Hot and Cold. 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWR Staff - Executive Evaders99 Posted December 5, 2009 SWR Staff - Executive Share Posted December 5, 2009 Stolen from somewhere else... *WHY WOMEN SHOULDN'T TAKE MEN SHOPPING* After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips toTarget. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring andpreferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is likemost women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received thefollowing letter from the local Target. Dear Mrs. Samuel, Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion inour store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to banboth of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr.Samuel, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillancecameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in otherpeople's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minuteintervals. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,"Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away". This caused the employeeto leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from herSupervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causingmanagement to lose time and costing the company money. 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms onlayaway. 6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told thechildren shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows andblankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged. 8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began cryingand screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs werecalled. 9.. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as amirror while he picked his nose. 10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, heasked the clerk where the antidepressants were. 11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly hummingthe 'Mission Impossible' theme. 12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look'by using different sizes of funnels. 13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!' 14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, heassumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!' And last, but not least: 15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here' One ofthe clerks passed out. Evaders99http://swrebellion.com/images/banners/rebellionbanner02or6.gif Webmasterhttp://swrebellion.com/images/banners/swcicuserbar.png Administrator Fighting is terrible, but not as terrible as losing the will to fight.- SW:Rebellion Network - Evaders Squadron Coding -The cake is a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krytos Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Congrats Sinister! Thought of what names you might use for the little one? AWESOME! - Lego matrix EDIT: Haha! Loved that E, brilliant! http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1778/reloadedbannerdu8.gifhttp://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1333/3dartistbanneranimationws1.gifhttp://img154.imageshack.us/img154/4026/rebellionbannerdi2.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWR Staff - Executive Evaders99 Posted December 5, 2009 SWR Staff - Executive Share Posted December 5, 2009 Cool - though I was hoping they did the entire movie in Lego! Evaders99http://swrebellion.com/images/banners/rebellionbanner02or6.gif Webmasterhttp://swrebellion.com/images/banners/swcicuserbar.png Administrator Fighting is terrible, but not as terrible as losing the will to fight.- SW:Rebellion Network - Evaders Squadron Coding -The cake is a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Amusing though it is, I call shennanigans on your post; I contend that that was written from a list of "Ways to get kicked out of Walmart" list. 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Finally got back for the army enrollement.In march i will be leaving to act as troops medic as well as armored ambulance driver. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rob Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Did they give you the Super Soldier Serum? Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! My Website http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/BigBadBob113.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 They're giving you the keys to a vehicle that's designed to be shot at without exploding? ... what have they been putting in the chocolate of late, and how illegal is it? 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Sadly i will not be injected with Super Soldier serum But i do get nicely paid for the 4 months I'm there. I think its about 2,5 months of basic trainingand then the rest is working on the function you were assigned to. For me, driving one of these. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rob Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Thats a pretty sweet ride! Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! My Website http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/BigBadBob113.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWR Staff - Executive Evaders99 Posted December 11, 2009 SWR Staff - Executive Share Posted December 11, 2009 NAO does Star Wars - robot playing a robot, funTIE Bomber in 3D gestures Evaders99http://swrebellion.com/images/banners/rebellionbanner02or6.gif Webmasterhttp://swrebellion.com/images/banners/swcicuserbar.png Administrator Fighting is terrible, but not as terrible as losing the will to fight.- SW:Rebellion Network - Evaders Squadron Coding -The cake is a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWR Staff - Executive Evaders99 Posted December 13, 2009 SWR Staff - Executive Share Posted December 13, 2009 http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v354/19/77/672931081/n672931081_1463282_862.jpg LOL Evaders99http://swrebellion.com/images/banners/rebellionbanner02or6.gif Webmasterhttp://swrebellion.com/images/banners/swcicuserbar.png Administrator Fighting is terrible, but not as terrible as losing the will to fight.- SW:Rebellion Network - Evaders Squadron Coding -The cake is a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rob Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Wow, that is so stupid yet so awesome! Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! My Website http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/BigBadBob113.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 I didn't know Ackbar had reconvereted himself. That is awesome! http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rob Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Not sure if this is new or not, but I just Stumbled it. Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! My Website http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/BigBadBob113.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krytos Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Star Wars - the A-Team http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1778/reloadedbannerdu8.gifhttp://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1333/3dartistbanneranimationws1.gifhttp://img154.imageshack.us/img154/4026/rebellionbannerdi2.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Appeasement Quite possibly the funniest thing ever. 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rob Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Star Wars Weather Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! My Website http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/BigBadBob113.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Well, I suppose that makes finding out that it's presently two degrees C in my college town a bit less aggravating... 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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