The Biggest Spammer

[DarthTofu]

Nothing terribly big- I'm hoping to score a position in the cafe at Barnes and Noble, where they told me there was an opening about two weeks ago. I had a family reunion for one week, though, and I've only just gotten my "past emloyer's" permission to site delivering a bunch of fliers as a previous job, and a friend's dad to site that I was an alright guy if they called him for a background check on me. I still have to go check with my neighbor about him being the third person...

[Darth_Rob]

Now that you say that, I recall you saying something earlier about working in the cafe. Good luck.

 

However, if you want to be a shoe-in, you should put me down as a reference. Actually, putting a "Darth Rob", "Mad78", and "SOCL" as references should definitely get you hired right on the spot.

[Mad78]

I have been looking for a job for about a month and still bugger all.

[Darth_Rob]

You should be able to find a job at a chocolate factory or a knife shop...

[DarthTofu]

I have been looking for a job for about a month and still bugger all.

 

You could probably tend bar...

[Mad78]

Here finding a job for a student is terribly hard.

[JediHunter]

Here finding a job for a student is terribly hard.

 

it shouldn't be too hard Mad... there should be plenty of swatch watches and clocks to be made... I'm kidding.. I dont think that's all that the Swiss make...

[Mad78]

No we also making computer accesories.

 

BTW notice how the conversation has gone from "who is the biggest spammer" to "Where can i find a job" and "What are Switzerland's main industries".

[DarthTofu]

... All as a result of our prodding, proving that we truly are spam kings. Since you managed to direct it to your home country, though, I suppose I've no choice but to conceed the title of Spam King to you, Mad. Though I still contend that it's only because you had a head start!

[Darth_Rob]

Here finding a job for a student is terribly hard.

 

it shouldn't be too hard Mad... there should be plenty of swatch watches and clocks to be made... I'm kidding.. I dont think that's all that the Swiss make...

 

According to Wikipedia,the biggest portion of the Swiss economy comes from tourism. Maybe you should be a guide, giving visitors tours of the local cheese, dessert cake, and hot cocoa factories.

[JediHunter]

just as long as its not like being a guide in germany (its a joke i swear... sorry to you germans out there if it offends.. its just some family guy... )

[Mad78]

... All as a result of our prodding, proving that we truly are spam kings. Since you managed to direct it to your home country, though, I suppose I've no choice but to conceed the title of Spam King to you, Mad. Though I still contend that it's only because you had a head start!

Thank you Tofu. You may be the Prince of Spam.

[Eagle]

just as long as its not like being a guide in germany (its a joke i swear... sorry to you germans out there if it offends.. its just some family guy... )

A typical bavarian!?

 

On a sidenote, nobody will lie about the german history between 1939 and 1945, unless it´s a nazi.

 

Mad also could learn to sing and to jodl and become one of the countless swiss folk music stars.

[DarthTofu]

... All as a result of our prodding, proving that we truly are spam kings. Since you managed to direct it to your home country, though, I suppose I've no choice but to concede the title of Spam King to you, Mad. Though I still contend that it's only because you had a head start!

Thank you Tofu. You may be the Prince of Spam.

 

Gracious of you.

 

I still say you ought to tend bar, seeing as I recall a certain picture from your New Year's Eve Party with something like twenty percent of a liquor store loaded into your cart....

 

You could also see about getting a job as a Star Wars promoter in Switzerland; convince LucasArts that, under you management, you can convince the Swiss to release Chocolate Death Stars- tasty and a legal loophole; being a Death Star, the children should have realized that it would destroy their teeth!

[Darth_Rob]

You could also see about getting a job as a Star Wars promoter in Switzerland; convince LucasArts that, under you management, you can convince the Swiss to release Chocolate Death Stars- tasty and a legal loophole; being a Death Star, the children should have realized that it would destroy their teeth!

 

Or chocolate wookies called "Chewies"...

[Mad78]

I like it!!!