Scifi jokes

[Lord_La_forge]

Anyone found some nice trek/sw/whatever jokes over the years? Just curious

[Darth_Rob]

I felt this would best be served here than in the randomness thread. Enjoy.

 

[DarthTofu]

Lame- how could one ship take out the Executer? *Makes tutting noises* Ah, well. Very well-done vid, though.

 

We do have all of those pickup lines, L. You might want to check through those for a laugh.

[DarthTex]

I felt this would best be served here than in the randomness thread. Enjoy.

 

That was pretty neat I though for sure there would have been a clip of the ISD over Hoth getting hit by the ion cannon and making it look like the Enterprise did it. But alas, not.

 

Also, if you check the "credits", all of the names are mis-spelled (except for Picard's): Riker was Ricker; Darth Vader was Darth Vador; and the Emperor was Darth Sithious (not Sidious)

[Eagle]

Anyone found some nice trek/sw/whatever jokes over the years? Just curious

Just watch "Spaceballs".

[Mad78]

I felt this would best be served here than in the randomness thread. Enjoy.

 

The Enterprise would have had its arse kicked.

[Verdex]

Sorry, I'm a little late, but - I like this one:

 

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5e/ThatsNoMoonThatsWikipedia.jpg/350px-ThatsNoMoonThatsWikipedia.jpg

[DarthTofu]

Hehe- I remember that.

 

Since nobody's posted any of the pickup lines we did, I must post Rob's great one: "Hey, baby... Wanna ignite my lightsaber?"

[Mad78]

And another: " Roses are red, Twi'Leks are blue, Ryshcate is sweet and so are you"

[DarthTofu]

*Snort* Okay, you just got another fifty dork/nerd points for that poem, Mad... Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice...

 

Darth Vader, Luke and a talking lightsaber walk into a cantina. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kinda joke?"

[Mad78]

Darth Vader, Luke and a talking lightsaber walk into a cantina. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kinda joke?"

Is it?

[Mitth_raw_nuruodo]

'Twas supposed to be, Mad. It was just a piss-poor attempt.

 

On a side note, how do you only have 6600 some posts, Mad???

[Eagle]

On a side note, how do you only have 6600 some posts, Mad???

Yes, indeed, he became a bit lazy.

[DarthTofu]

'Twas supposed to be, Mad. It was just a piss-poor attempt.

 

On a side note, how do you only have 6600 some posts, Mad???

 

It isn't original- the original (not mine) goes something like, "A priest, a nun, and a rabi all walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says 'What is this, some kinda joke?'"

 

Stupid, I know, but still sort of funny...

[Mad78]

On a side note, how do you only have 6600 some posts, Mad???

Four words: School trips and Hangovers

 

Indeed, I got a little lazy.