JediHunter Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 "if you have a question, you must raise your hand to AKS it." Is that a typo from you, something she wrote with a typo, or a speech impediment of hers? BTW: You've little room to go trashing the grammar and spelling of others, JH. No, it was what she said.. it was no impediment.. its how she said it.. and yea.. no i dont trash others grammer cuz i suck at that.. but spelling you better believe it.. "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/akira9949/4297_image.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rob Posted November 9, 2006 Author Share Posted November 9, 2006 I have a test in Oceanography today at 10am (its about 8:15am now). I really should be studying, but instead I seem to be surfin' the net... Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! My Website http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/BigBadBob113.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Do you know what the test will be about? http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 My bio teacher last year was awesome. His tests were always with a hand-out and a scantron. You kept the handout and filled your answers in on the scantron. Then, after you turned it in, he spot-checked it and you got your grade right away. One day we had a test on evolution. The question read a lot like this: Evolution is a) A Lawb) Not regarded as anything by most scientistsc) A theoryd) none of the above He asked, "Are there any Creationists in the room?" When nobody raised their hand, he said, "Alright, then. A and C are both correct answers. Anyone who says differant isn't particularly bright. Next question." 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rob Posted November 10, 2006 Author Share Posted November 10, 2006 The test was on the ocean water itself, as in its composition, and the mysteries of tides and waves. I actually think I did pretty decent. Ive gotten an 81 on the previous two, and if I get an 81 again I'll probably laugh. I hate science, and unfortunatly, this class combines all the sciences together, like this particular test had physics and chemistery on it. Bleh. Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! My Website http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/BigBadBob113.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediHunter Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 ...I hate science... *GASP!* Really???? wow.... i love science.. nothing better than science and math.... im in awe Rob.. you HATE science??? those are some strong words man... you just insulted my mistress.. lol.. ok joking there.. but anyways.. wow.. perhaps.. can you expand so i can understand better? lol... "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/akira9949/4297_image.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 I don't mind Biology but must admit to not being a great fan of physics or chemistry. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rob Posted November 10, 2006 Author Share Posted November 10, 2006 By "I hate science" I mean "I hate science-related work in school". Science and math are the two subjects I hate with a passion. Math more than science. All throughout my schoolingness, I have always excelled in History and English classes. But when it came to the practical, formulaness of math and science, I was awful. I was sooo glad that the college I'm at now accepted my math and science from my old college (which was 5 years ago). Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! My Website http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/BigBadBob113.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediHunter Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 so what about historical scientific advances and the such?.. do you hate that as well?... am i to assume that your not interested in that aspect of history? "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/akira9949/4297_image.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rob Posted November 10, 2006 Author Share Posted November 10, 2006 No, no, no. I just don't like getting in-depth into it, like all the formulas for chemistry and physics. Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! My Website http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/BigBadBob113.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediHunter Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 ahhh ok.. i understand now.. ok.. so its more about the subject in school not the subject of science.. just the classes and what not.. ok i understand.. i thought something completely different.. sorry bout that... "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/akira9949/4297_image.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rob Posted November 10, 2006 Author Share Posted November 10, 2006 I very much accept science, and am definitly an evolutionist, if that's what you were thinking. Not to open up the whole religion vs science thing, but I am content melding the two together...I like to believe that there is a God and an afterlife and all, but at the same time I believe that everything in science is just how God makes it work. Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! My Website http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/BigBadBob113.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Oh, so the Jehova's Witnesses got you to listen and converted you? What Rob is trying to say is this, I believe: He finds Science fascinating. He finds the large amounts of pain-in-the-ass, if-you-make-one-mistake-your-screwed equations and the like that go with it. For instance, I chemistry is currently one of my favourite subjects. I like some of the in-depth views on differant aspects of the world around me, and how they were discovered. I do not enjoy figuring out how many molecules 2.68 grams of hydrochloric acid contains. As in, at all. Mole conversions suck. [/rant about my test today] 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Chemistry seems to be one of the worse lessons I have this year... Mainly because the teacher is far too over-zealous. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rob Posted November 28, 2006 Author Share Posted November 28, 2006 We are now learning about the biology of the ocean, as in the different fish, sharks, whales, that kind of stuff. Here's todays quote while showing us a slide of a humpback whale jumping out of the water: "I am not easily impressed. Seeing a 40-ton sack of blubber come leaping out of the water and doing a backflip in mid-air is very impressive. I went to the Grand Canyon and hiked up and down it. That was impressive. I saw a gogo dancer once...but let's not get into that." And another one while showing us a slide of a narwhal: "You see, the Japanese float around looking for narwhals because they use the big tooth as an aphrodisiac. They grind it up and use it when they get in bed. Supposedly, you can last DAYS in bed with that. But that's a bit too much...I think you would get sore." He's a character...but it makes the class a tad more interesting. Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! My Website http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/BigBadBob113.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 I would love it if my biology teacher said quotes like that! http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rob Posted November 28, 2006 Author Share Posted November 28, 2006 And then there's the stupid one-liners, such as "whales are warm-blooded, just like you and me. Then again, I'm not too sure about 2 or 3 of you..." Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! My Website http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/BigBadBob113.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rob Posted December 12, 2006 Author Share Posted December 12, 2006 So today was my last final, being Oceanography. Well, about 1/2 hour after the test starts, these 2 girls walk in all giggling and like "heehee sorry we're late". And he's like "well you're late, I can't let you take the final now. The first person already completed it and handed it in, so I can't let you do it." So they argued for a bit, but he stood his ground, and they got 0's on their finals. Then about 5 minutes later another guy walks in, and the same thing...0. And then like 45 minutes after the final starts some other guy walks in, and he got a big old 0. I chuckled to myself about how much it much suck to get a 0 on your final cause you're to lazy to wake up for an 8:00am test. Heehee. Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! My Website http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/BigBadBob113.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Hah! Other people's misery makes my day brighter... 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediHunter Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 hahahaha... thats hilarious.. i probably wouldve failed at containing my laughter... "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/akira9949/4297_image.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malarkie Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 I like that teacher. Sounds like my kind off guy. (mostly because I am never late) Disregarding all new evidence everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Good thing he gave them 0s!!! Anyway if they had cared a bit they would have come on time. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rob Posted December 13, 2006 Author Share Posted December 13, 2006 Exactly. I supported his decision 100%. Losers. Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! My Website http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/BigBadBob113.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rob Posted January 17, 2007 Author Share Posted January 17, 2007 Rather than creating a new thread titled "Crazy Caribbean Peoples & Culture Professor", I decided to recycle. I love the earth that much. So my Caribbean Peoples & Culture Professor is quite odd. He handed out the syllabus/course outline, and it stated in big bold letters "The CDs containing music relevant to this course are on reserve in the library. You must listen to the assigned tracks prior to each class". Then as he's talking he says, "This is not a music course. There is absolutely no music involved in this course." So one kid raises his hand and asks what's up with the syllabus. The professor just shakes his head and says "I miss tobacco. I haven't had a cigarrette in 40 years. But I've had a few joints since then..." I think it will prove to be an interesting class. Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! My Website http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/BigBadBob113.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 That is just weird. Where does your school get their teachers? http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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