Darth_Rob Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Well I lost the first few posts I had about the insanity of this guy. But he says such awesome things I have to post them. Today he said that anyone who doesn't like pizza is a communist. And I don't think I mentioned this in the last topic, but a few weeks ago it was a half hour into the class, and all of a sudden he stops talking, looks at us, and says "alright, I'm sick of looking at your ugly faces. I'll see you next week." And that was the end of class. Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! My Website http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/BigBadBob113.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Nice... Best quote I've gotten in a class so far: A friend: "I was having an argument with my brother about whether it was Louis XIV or Louis XVI who was gay the other day..."Me:"Wait, one of France's kings was gay?"Another friend: "He's French! They're all gay!" I'm sorry if you're French- I know that you do not have a predetermined sexual orientation. I just thought that was really funny when I heard it... 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediHunter Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Today he said that anyone who doesn't like pizza is a communist."alright, I'm sick of looking at your ugly faces. I'll see you next week." HAHAHA Thats hilarious... Sometimes I really miss the random comments from my old professors.. hehe.. ahh to be in college again.. "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/akira9949/4297_image.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Let me think of any crazy teachers I may have had... Shall post when I can think of any. BTW its the greek who are all gay. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 BTW its the greek who are all gay. I thought you hated the French You said something about it being hereditary in all Swiss people... Or something to that extent. 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 Nobody likes there national neighbors... especially when lots of them are idiots (not all though). But the thing is that its the greek's reputation that they are gay. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rob Posted October 22, 2006 Author Share Posted October 22, 2006 Over here it's the assumption that all the French are gay... Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! My Website http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/BigBadBob113.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediHunter Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Nobody likes there national neighbors... I like my national neighbors.... to the north... screw the south.. "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/akira9949/4297_image.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTex Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Nobody likes there national neighbors... I like my national neighbors.... to the north... screw the south.. I think you might want to ... re-phrase that statement The South is nice and gen-teal (gentle for those without a Texan accent). I think you really mean someone's farther south Finally, after years of hard work I am the Supreme Sith Warlord! Muwhahahaha!! What?? What do you mean "there's only two of us"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediHunter Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 I think you might want to ... re-phrase that statement Ok... I'll put it like this. I like my national neighbors to the north... screw my national neighbors to the south. "The South will rise again!" eh Tex?... "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/akira9949/4297_image.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rob Posted October 23, 2006 Author Share Posted October 23, 2006 I like my southern neighbors. As much as I hate to admit it, the US needs those southern friends. You sure as heck aren't gonna catch me working in onion fields or washing dishes for the rest of my life. Someone's gotta do it. Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! My Website http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/BigBadBob113.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 I like my southern neighbors. As much as I hate to admit it, the US needs those southern friends. You sure as heck aren't gonna catch me working in onion fields or washing dishes for the rest of my life. Someone's gotta do it. Damn, well aren't we Racist against Mexicans, Rob... You'd better be being racist against Mexicans, at any rate! @JH: What's with this "will rise" thing? I believe the phrase goes, "The South rises higher than those **** heads in the North can ever hope to rise." 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediHunter Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Someone's gotta do it. How about the 4.5% unemployed in this country?... i think they would like that job... but not for the wage thats currently being offered... since.. you know.. its all under the table anyway.. cuz.. the government cant catch wind of it... so... why not pay them close to nothing?.. and over work them... yea... sounds like a plan. "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/akira9949/4297_image.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rob Posted October 23, 2006 Author Share Posted October 23, 2006 Hey, that's just America. Those unemployed peeps are unemployed because no one will hire them...it's because they are lazy. Im sorry, but there are always places hiring people to do the simple labor jobs. If those lazy bums would rather sit around and mooch off the system than actually do some work, then tough bananas to them. Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! My Website http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/BigBadBob113.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malarkie Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Today, my Bio teacher stopped the lesson in order to tell us how to grow marijuana. He even told us which lights to use in order to achieve best results. Disregarding all new evidence everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Holy crap! Course my chem teacher gives us chemical forumlas for explosives... She claims that, seeing as we can't buy the materials anywhere, she sleeps just fine having given us that knowledge... Little does she know my grandfather gets benefits having worked at Du'Pant! (However you spell it) 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Today, my Bio teacher stopped the lesson in order to tell us how to grow marijuana. He even told us which lights to use in order to achieve best results.In Switzerland that is just common knowledge. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rob Posted October 26, 2006 Author Share Posted October 26, 2006 Today my professor warned the class never to go skinny-dipping in the arctic ocean... Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! My Website http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/BigBadBob113.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 That is actually pretty good advice. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 *Chips ice of of left leg* Yeah, I probably should have followed it *Returns to chipping ice away* 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rob Posted November 1, 2006 Author Share Posted November 1, 2006 Well, this one is about my U.S. Government professor. Today she said that the President of the US does not downsize the American beuracracy (sp) because it's the least sexy aspect of the job. I didn't quite get that comment. Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! My Website http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/BigBadBob113.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Possibly because beurocrats are typically old men and women, some of whom are overweight? It's a guess, and there's no sarcasm in there- your guess is as good as mine... My teacher in government is, as I've said, quite annoying. She tells us about how she's a political scientist who doesn't take sides every day before she proceeds to bash the hell out of Bush. I asked her a question after class one day, saying, "How would a non-Christian President be sworn in?" Her responce? "The people would never elect an atheist." ... Yes, because that was the context of my question- Hindus are clearly atheists. Same thing with Jains... At any rate, I still wonder about that. If you stand by what she did, essentially say, which was that the American people would not be likely to elect a President from a non-Abrahamic religion, then how do you swear a person from a non-Abrahamic religion into a court house? I'm just wondering, not dissing on anyone. 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rob Posted November 2, 2006 Author Share Posted November 2, 2006 So today my Oceanography prof. was talking about how the gravitational pull of the moon and sun affect the ocean tides. So he draws a circle on the board (to represent Earth) and labels it urth. He then turns around and says "I was never good at spelling", and proceeds to bestow his knowledge of the ocean's mysteries upon us. Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! My Website http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/BigBadBob113.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediHunter Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 hahahaa... that reminds me of a teacher who works at the junior high my "old romping grounds" (city where i spent some time) who said to her students.. "if you have a question, you must raise your hand to AKS it.." ... yea... she was the english teacher.. i dont think the school district did a great job there... "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/akira9949/4297_image.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 "if you have a question, you must raise your hand to AKS it." Is that a typo from you, something she wrote with a typo, or a speech impediment of hers? BTW: You've little room to go trashing the grammar and spelling of others, JH. 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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