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i have ill no longer post any insults i solemly swear mandalores honor

 

Cnt stand peapole who insult other pelpoles faults aka the down fall of society in the west

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*winces*

 

No offense man...but is English your 5th language? Or do you even know it at all?

english is my only launguage for god sake i know i cant spellDOMT RUB IT INNNNNNNNNNNN :x:x:x *Rasies blaster to head prepares to fire forgot to remove the saftey*

 

For the sake of the force you pepole pray upon the down falls of ther fellows to explit them i'm gonna guess that your all going to be perfectinistic so if you dont like my englis dont read the stinking post

 

 

 

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So is this thread dead seeing as how we have gotten way off topic? Because... ::looks around:: ...

 

"You don't need to go to Tosche Station to find my power converters, baby." :wink:

 

If only these pickup lines would work on my wife. :lol:

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uber, i think if any of us used any of these pick up lines, i think one of several things could happen.. or a couple of things..

 

1. we would get looks of confusion.. ("whats a taw-shee" she might say.. lol)

2. We would get slapped... or worse.. ("How bout my knee in your power converters!")

3. We would get laughed at for "being a nerd" despite that she knew what we meant, and she is wearing a shirt that says "I (heart) nerds".

4. We would be told that the only action our wookie is going to see is Rosy Palm and her five sisters... :lol:

or... and as we are all hoping

5. she would come back with "I'll be your Slave Outfit Leia any day." :lol::lol::lol: (i just had to work that in after my old man rant.. lol)

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Yeah, I usually get reaction number one.

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Okay, everyone better start behaving. Evaders, Jahled, and I have a hard enough time keeping track of everything to have some of the more experienced members doing saying some nasty things, especially to new members. Sorry if this seems a bit late, but I would hate to shut down a very legitimate and fun thread over this. I won't hesitate, though.
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Aw man, buzz kill. SOCL, you couldn't have posted that sooner? We were a few posts away from getting this thread back on the right track. :)

 

Okay, we're going to try this one more time...

 

"Hey, there's no need to shut down ALL the trash compactors on your detention level."

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Aw man, buzz kill. SOCL, you couldn't have posted that sooner? We were a few posts away from getting this thread back on the right track. :)
That's what happens when you walk into the ashes of an already downed fire. Suffice to say, had I been present, this thread would be locked.

 

Err, right, pick-up lines...

 

Um...

 

 

From a Stormtrooper: "Ever wonder why they say we're so tall?"

 

 

Wow, that was bad.

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SOCL, maybe it's time you locked this thread anyway. The "content" has really gone down hill fast :roll:

 

PLEASE! :wink:

Finally, after years of hard work I am the Supreme Sith Warlord! Muwhahahaha!! What?? What do you mean "there's only two of us"?
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SOCL, maybe it's time you locked this thread anyway. The "content" has really gone down hill fast :roll:

 

PLEASE! :wink:

"Mesa Darth Rob. Mesa like you bunches."
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PLEASE! It's getting worse! :cry:

 

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"Do you have ysalamari? Because I can feel myself getting weaker around you."

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pakpitine may have force lighnig but i got somting that shoots further

 

hey baby you be good tonight and i might let you pet my wookie

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Ewww

 

... "Let's have a lightsaber duel. Look, no hands!" ... 8O ...ewww again

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