Sinister Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 You could always walk up and say "What is thy bidding, my master?" or "Would you like to be seduced by the Dark Side of the Force?" http://www.geocities.com/xenogears23/Jokersinsigmgs.jpg "Life is hard. After all, it kills you." - Katharine Hepburn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediHunter Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 You could force choke me anytime... lol "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/akira9949/4297_image.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 You could force choke me anytime... lol Eww.... Now I have to run off and take a shower! The responce most of these lines will probably get you: "I'd rather kiss a wookie!" And another dirty one: "I want that shaft to lead directly to the reactor core!" 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rob Posted September 27, 2006 Author Share Posted September 27, 2006 Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! My Website http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/BigBadBob113.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Do you still have a girlfriend Tofu? If not you really need one! http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 lol, I've been trying with all of these great lines, and yet... Unfortunately I broke up with my girlfriend before summer was even up... Well, not really I broke up with her so much as it was... ah... well, drifting apart, I guess... Yeah... *rocks back and forth* I wanna go back to the... blue room! 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Don't worry Tofu! YOu shall get over it... Now I know why you had time to waste on a webcomic. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediHunter Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 women.. they come and go man... thats why the saying "bro's before ho's" is around.. cuz.. if you piss off your bro's and they dont stick around... chances are you screwed yourself cuz that chick will eventually leave you... .. yea... im a cynic.. (i know wrong use of the ' but i think it looks better than bros and hos) "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/akira9949/4297_image.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Dane Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 "I don't know who you are or where you came from. But from now on you do as I tell you!" "If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Girl (To an extremely hairy fellow) "Would someone get this walking carpet out of my way?" Girl (To any of us): "Sorry, but you're way too short to be my 'stormtrooper'" Great... now I'm doing Star Wars "Get-the-****-away-from-me" lines 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitth_raw_nuruodo Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Great... now I'm doing Star Wars "Get-the-****-away-from-me" lines Well you should have quite a few. I'll bet you've got even more that aren't Star Wars related. Chaos, Panic, Disorder, Destruction.....My work here is done. Grand AKmiralCommander-in-Chief of BEAK Forces(CINCBEAK) BEAK Imperium"To BEAK is Divine!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krytos Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Sorry to hear that Tofu. Though, from experience it's better to drift away then a messy breakup - those can be painful.Besides, with most drifts you can at least remain friends ... assuming you want to. Great... now I'm doing Star Wars "Get-the-****-away-from-me" lines Well you should have quite a few. I'll bet you've got even more that aren't Star Wars related. http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1778/reloadedbannerdu8.gifhttp://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1333/3dartistbanneranimationws1.gifhttp://img154.imageshack.us/img154/4026/rebellionbannerdi2.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 As odd as it might seem I really don't. I've found my click where very few other people are and just stay there. It seems that every time I attempt to venture into another click my sexuality is questioned. 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitth_raw_nuruodo Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 First off: clique. Second: I know that thought process. My whole life I've kept a small group of close friends. I never cared about anyone outside that group. Granted, my sexuality was never questioned. Third, and I'm sure that you're already very aware of this: I really enjoy giving you shit, Tofu. Very rarely do I mean anything by it. Chaos, Panic, Disorder, Destruction.....My work here is done. Grand AKmiralCommander-in-Chief of BEAK Forces(CINCBEAK) BEAK Imperium"To BEAK is Divine!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOCL Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 If you think of yourself as Vader:"Is that my respirator, or..." Never mind, it doesn't make much sense. SOCL: Putting the BE in BEAK.Read the Forum Rules - Welcome the New Members - Rebellion Reloaded - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitth_raw_nuruodo Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 If you think of yourself as Vader:"Is that my respirator, or..." Never mind, it doesn't make much sense. And here I thought I had killed this thread w/ my last comment. Maybe I should have, seeing as I only wounded it. Just messing w/ you, SOCL. Chaos, Panic, Disorder, Destruction.....My work here is done. Grand AKmiralCommander-in-Chief of BEAK Forces(CINCBEAK) BEAK Imperium"To BEAK is Divine!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOCL Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 If you think of yourself as Vader:"Is that my respirator, or..." Never mind, it doesn't make much sense. And here I thought I had killed this thread w/ my last comment. Maybe I should have, seeing as I only wounded it. Just messing w/ you, SOCL.It's okay. I deserved that one. SOCL: Putting the BE in BEAK.Read the Forum Rules - Welcome the New Members - Rebellion Reloaded - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Another "**** off" line. "Your chances with me are about the same as hitting a two meter target in the Death Star trench run.""Well Luke di-""With twenty Darth Vaders!""Maybe i-""While you're flying a single person Y-wing. Alone.""Bugger..." 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormie Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Many Bothans died to bring us together like this.. don't their deaths be pointless. *shrugs* The best I could come up with. Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has, how embarrassing. - Yoda Do not count a human dead until you've seen his body, and even then you can make a mistake. - Bene Gesserit saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 That's a good one, Wormie! I like it!"I'm ready to fire my proton torpedos... If you know what I mean!" 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malarkie Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Another "**** off" line. "Your chances with me are about the same as hitting a two meter target in the Death Star trench run.""Well Luke di-""With twenty Darth Vaders!""Maybe i-""While you're flying a single person Y-wing. Alone.""Bugger..." Wouldn't you be alone anyway? Disregarding all new evidence everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Another "**** off" line. "Your chances with me are about the same as hitting a two meter target in the Death Star trench run.""Well Luke di-""With twenty Darth Vaders!""Maybe i-""While you're flying a single person Y-wing. Alone.""Bugger..." Wouldn't you be alone anyway? No, no- I mean you are the only fighter craft out there. 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitth_raw_nuruodo Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Many Bothans died to bring us together like this.. don't their deaths be pointless. *shrugs* The best I could come up with.You couldn't just leave the thread to die, could you? Chaos, Panic, Disorder, Destruction.....My work here is done. Grand AKmiralCommander-in-Chief of BEAK Forces(CINCBEAK) BEAK Imperium"To BEAK is Divine!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 *Slams with defibralator-thing* CLEAR! *Slams again* "When Wedge said 'look at the size of that thing!' wasn't looking at the Death Star!" 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 I guess he saw Mads big vodka-bottle. Who cares at all?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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