DarthTofu Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 I'll say this before I put the post up: I'm not trying to make fun of anyone with any mental diseases. This is meant to be funny, but not insulting or stereotypical in any way, shape, or form. With that off my back, here are the songs:CHRISTMAS SONGS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGEDSchizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Storesand Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and FireHydrants and ... Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me Borderline Personality Disorder --- Yours Truly Roasting on an Open Fire Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm GonnaPout, Maybe I'll tell You Why Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, JingleBells ... Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave MyHouse Autistic --- Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock ... Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in MySlippers and Robe Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate ADHD--- Oh Christmas Tree, oh Christmas Tree- Hey cool a butterly! Climb the branches on that tree to catch it! Ow! Sharp ornaments! OW! Happy holidays, folks 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 You are a character Tofu. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted December 18, 2005 Author Share Posted December 18, 2005 You are a character Tofu. Just wait... Some day I'm going to record a CD with every single one of those songs on it... And find a way to hack the site so that it plays the music with lyrics using two-bit mono- PC internal sound which you are incapable of removing the speakers from! ... Just as soon as I finish reading all of the "For Dummies" books on computer science . 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 Just download audacity and record using your pc. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defender_16 Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 *Screams* Mad you wern't supposed to tell him him how to actually do any of it! We're all doomed now! DOOMED!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdmiralToguroAni Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 Oh I've gotta watch out,I've gotta go hideGotta whisper, not shout, I'll tell you whySanta Claus is coming for me. He's packing some heatsharpening knivesGonna shoot my kneecaps and stab out my eyesSanta Claus is coming for me. He prob'ly saw me sneakingthat gum out of the storeHe put me on his naughty listNow he wants my blood and gore OH Oh I've gotta watch out,I've gotta go hideGotta whisper, not shout, I'll tell you whySanta Claus is coming for me. Count Dooku is the strongest Star Wars character as depicted in the movies. All hail Christopher Lee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rob Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 That was great! Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! My Website http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/BigBadBob113.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted December 19, 2005 Author Share Posted December 19, 2005 lol. I used to know one that went to "Here comes Santa Clause" that ended with "Heads are flying, kids are dying, things aren't lookin' bright! So lock oyur doors and say your prayers 'cause Santa Clause is comin' tonight!"...Yeah, weak, I know. 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWR Staff - Executive Evaders99 Posted December 19, 2005 SWR Staff - Executive Share Posted December 19, 2005 I prefer the Futurama version: "Santa Claus is gunning you down" Evaders99http://swrebellion.com/images/banners/rebellionbanner02or6.gif Webmasterhttp://swrebellion.com/images/banners/swcicuserbar.png Administrator Fighting is terrible, but not as terrible as losing the will to fight.- SW:Rebellion Network - Evaders Squadron Coding -The cake is a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellar_Magic Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Wierd Al Yankovic beat you guys to the punch... Christmas at Ground Zero It's Christmas at ground zeroThere's music in the air.The sleigh bells are ringing And the carolers are singingAs the air raid sirens blare. It’s Christmas at ground zeroThe button has been pressedThe radio just let us know That this is not a test Everywhere the atom bombs are droppingIt’s the end of all humanityNo more time for last minute shoppingIt’s time to face your final destiny It’s Christmas at ground zeroThere’s panic in the crowdWe can dodge debrisWhile we trim the tree Underneath the mushroom cloud You might here some reindeer on your rooftopOr Jack Frost on your window sillBut if someone is climbing down your chimneyYou’d better load your gun and shoot to kill It’s Christmas at ground zeroAnd if the radiation level’s okayI’ll go out with you And see all the new mutations On new years day It’s Christmas at ground zeroJust seconds left to goI’ll duck and cover With my Yule tied leather Underneath the mistletoe It’s Christmas at ground zeroNow the missiles are on their wayWhat a crazy flukeWe’re gonna get nukedOn this jolly holiday What a crazy flukeWe’re gonna get nukedOn this jolly holiday The Night Santa Went Crazy Down in the workshop all the Elves are makin' toysFor the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boysWhen the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to deathHad a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breathFrom his beard to his boots he was all covered in ammoLike a big fat disgruntled Yuletide RamboAnd he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,“Merry Christmas to all – now you’re all gonna die!†Forum and RPG Membership:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/StellarMagic01/RaporaWarsTC.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/StellarMagic01/RaporaWarsRPG2.jpg Signature:Sufficiently advanced technology would be indistinguishable from Magic. -Arthur C. Clarke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defender_16 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Ever seen the Anime Music Video set to that song? It's got tons of scenes from Macross/Robotech and finishes up with the biggest Orbital Bombardment I've ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellar_Magic Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Unfortunately... no I haven't seen that music video. I did see the other one (The black and white one made by splicing together tons of stock footage from films). Forum and RPG Membership:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/StellarMagic01/RaporaWarsTC.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/StellarMagic01/RaporaWarsRPG2.jpg Signature:Sufficiently advanced technology would be indistinguishable from Magic. -Arthur C. Clarke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted December 23, 2005 Author Share Posted December 23, 2005 That second one was great. I had already heard the first one on CD (in addition to the Jurrassic Park song- classic. Just like "I'm fat! I'm fat! I'm really, really fat! My shadow weighs... Over 45 pounds... when I go out to the beach I'm the only one who gets a tan because I'm fat! Fat! I'm really, really fat"... Ah, gotta love weird Al...) 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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