Prank

[DarthTofu]

I recently had this prank performed on me, and, while it annoyed the living crap out of me, it being the beginning of the day and all, I found it to be a pretty good idea. So, here's the prank: Two people walk up to you, one holding a water bottle, the other holding a sheet of paper with a few questions on it. The one with the paper says that he has to take a pole on a subject, and directs your attention to the paper, asking you the first question. While your attention, the one with the water bottle is squeezing it, resulting in water squirting out of a small hole in the bottle, directed at the, umm, crotchular area ( Couldn't think of the proper word to use there )after that they squirt a few drips on your leg before squirting a bit on the ground. Anyone ever have this done to you? Or has anyone done it? I didn't even know the people who did it to me, so that might be a good strategy if you're in an environment where you will have to suffer the consequences of your actions.

[Eko]

Hmm, groin the word you were looking for?

[Mad78]

That is a very nasty gag.

Saw one once where they used a false mobile phone to squirt at people while on an escalator.

 

Just a question Tofu. How long did you take to notice and what was your first reaction?

[DarthTofu]

groin still sounded kinda perverted- considered it, though. As for the prank, I noticed it about as soon as the guy with the water bottle got my leg with water and the guy with the paper said (Rather loudly) "Oh my god, did you justwet yourself?" First thought was WTF, next was "how did they do that" my third was the way that they did it, and my fourth was "WHere did those cock bites go? I'm gonna kill them!" Took about four periods to dry out, too...

[Jahled]

If people did that to me, they just might find my fist going through their teeth. I've badly hurt people for less. One man's prank is another's humiliation, and is not acceptable. Some quiet people to whome such pranks are pulled can flip out and deliver great amounts of unexpected pain, and quite rightly. Best to find humor with your brain.

[DarthTofu]

I dunno, I'll admit, once I calmed down I thought that it was a pretty good idea, and it would have been funnier if they had used a good deal less water so that it could dry out quickly.

[Mad78]

I must admit that I would have surely beaten the living crap out of the guys. But the idea is actually rather clever.

[kaja]

I don't take well to being made fun of. One time this guy was picking on me, and I warned him, but he didn't listen, I hit him so hard in the face he passed out. The only regret I have to doing that, is I broke my thumb.

[Darth_Rob]

My friend did this really crazy prank once. We were all sitting around making "phone calls", and he calls this one guy (note- it is like 1am). So this man answers the phone (he was sleeping) and my friend says, "Dad?"

And the guys like, "Josh?". And my friend was like, "Yeah". And the guy was like, "its really late. Why are you calling?" And my friend said, "Dad, Im at this bar, and Im really drunk, and I need a ride home". So after some insisting, my friend convinced the guy to come out and pick up his son from a local bar. So we all jumped in a car and sped to the bar, and sure enough, a few minutes later, this car parks and a lone man in flannel pants comes out. He waits outside for a few moments (I guess he expected his son to be right there) and then goes into the bar, looking for his son. It was so hilarious, yet at the same time so wrong, but we were at the age when that was the thing to do. Ah, memories.

[Mad78]

  Darth_Rob said:

My friend did this really crazy prank once. We were all sitting around making "phone calls", and he calls this one guy (note- it is like 1am). So this man answers the phone (he was sleeping) and my friend says, "Dad?"

And the guys like, "Josh?". And my friend was like, "Yeah". And the guy was like, "its really late. Why are you calling?" And my friend said, "Dad, Im at this bar, and Im really drunk, and I need a ride home". So after some insisting, my friend convinced the guy to come out and pick up his son from a local bar. So we all jumped in a car and sped to the bar, and sure enough, a few minutes later, this car parks and a lone man in flannel pants comes out. He waits outside for a few moments (I guess he expected his son to be right there) and then goes into the bar, looking for his son. It was so hilarious, yet at the same time so wrong, but we were at the age when that was the thing to do. Ah, memories.

That is a bit toooo nasty. Especially imagine how the farther must have told of his son

 

Once heard of a "prank".

It was done by a guys who's phone number was nearly the same as a local chinese take-away.

He kept on getting phone calls asking for sweet and sour chicken and what not.

In the ned got sick of saying "Wrong number." so he just said "Be ready in 10 minutes".

By the end of the week the number had been changed.

 

Kaja, I once heard of somebody who as a warning said "Next time this will be your head." and punched the wall... He broke his hand

[DarthTofu]

that was good. I really ought to try that phone one- people think that our number is domino's all the time.apparently zero and nine keys on a phone are easy to screw up.

[Mad78]

try it and tell me how it works

[lordofgame]

Well some people are just stuiped. My number is the farest then pizza hut but we get calls for pizza hut.

[BadSamaritan]

The best prank calls are when you are the one getting called. it works best with telemarketers.

 

If you can convince the telemarketer that he/she/it should really buy something of yours, kudos to you. The best I have managed was that I was about to kill their intended customer.

[kaja]

My dad hates prank calls. He dose some pretty mean stuff.

 

Like one time this Telemarketer called, and you know it's one, becuse they wait before they say your name.

 

Starting off as my dad,

 

"Hello...."

*Nothing*

"Hello?"

"Mr REGAN!?!?!?!?" You know it's one of them becuse they always go Mr. or Mrs Regan.

"Uh, no, I'm sorry, Mr. Regans head just exploded. But what can I do for you?"

*The Telemarketer Hangs up*

[DarthTofu]

lol, we were at my friend's party one time and this one guy had a girlfriend that he really hated, so he gave us his cell phone when she called, and we all did voices. Itchaboo the terrorist picked up, Shamus O'mally (Me) also answered, someone pretended he was a black mafia owner (She actually believed him), and then a few other people were just themselves. It was so funny, and it went on 'till, like, midnight.

[Aenivae_Ikeda]

I'd prefer to do the prank with Urine, or Vinegar substituting for the water. And then have a vanishing act consisting of cayenne-pepper-water in the victims eyes.

[Darth_Rob]

All I can say is "ouch"

[Eko]

Indeed, that is probably taking it too far...

[Mad78]

The hole trick is to find something amusing but not over the top... Like metionned above.

[DarthTofu]

No, the trick is to find a way to put sulphuric acid in the bottle for your enemies and spray them with a liberal dossage

[Darth_Rob]

This girl in my high school chemistry class spilled hydrochloric acid on herself, and my friend and I got excited thinking she would burn up or something (not to be mean, just cause it would be cool to see someone get an acid burn- my high school mentality for yah), but nothing happened. We were both disappointed. The teacher had been telling us the whole year that it was dangerous stuff, but it ended up being nothing. Oh well.

[Evaders99]

The hydrocloric acid used is highly diluted. But still, you don't want it on you. With enough time, it will eat through it all

[Defender_16]

Anyone heard the "Furby Prank Call" before?

 

http://www.prestigioushomesflatfeeservices.net/furby.htm

[Mad78]

Very clever