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Just found this in one of the forum's here. A forum where there have been no posts since 0ctober 2002.

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:: Scathane was glad. SOCL was back on board and the damage to his feet was minimal, he had Trejiuvanat to thank for that. The doctor had said he couldn't walk for at least another week, but he didn't mind. With a big smile he rang the bell beside his bed again and waited for the charming Twi'lek nurse to answer the call... ::
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By the way, I have the rank list updated so far:

 

    2000+: Make up your own
    ? – 1999: …
    1500 - ?: Warlord
    ? – 1499: …
    1000 - ?: Grand Admiral
    800 – 999: Fleet Admiral
    700 – 799: General
    600 – 699: Commodore
    500 – 599: Colonel
    400 – 499: Lieutenant Colonel
    270 – 399: Commander
    200 – 269: Major
    145 – 199 : Lieutenant Commander
    80 – 144 : Lieutenant
    50 – 79 : Sergeant
    25 – 49 : Corporal
    0 – 24 : Cadet

 

With regard those in italics, I'm not sure of either the margin of posts or whether or not that particular rank follows the one before that. Suggestions welcome...

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::walks into Scathane's room dressed as a Twi'lik nurse::

:: Scathane felt a mjor disturbance in the Force: this wasn't the nurse that usually tended to his bed, in fact this was no Twi'lek nurse at all! Having looked into the eyes of Death and Zoot before, he instinctively reached for the lightsaber (it had taken him hours before he'd convinced Trejiuvanat to let him have it back) and slashed at the Twi'lek imposter. :twisted:

 

When most of the disguise was sabered away, there was Corporal SOCL: he had a daft look in his eyes. 8O

Sorry, Sir, but Zoot made me do it. the Corporal muttered.

Zoot's nowhere around, Corporal! shouted Scathane Report to General Trejiuvanat at once! :evil:

 

Scathane watched the Corporal scurry away and sighed as he dimmed the lightsaber. He'd seen this type of behaviour before and immediately knew the symptoms. This was a case of PZSD: Post-Zootmatic Stress Disorder! He'd have to talk to the sip's medic about this before Corporal SOCL steered the entire ship into a black hole or would start blurting about insignias and ranks being wrong... :? ::

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"A Twi'Lek nurse?" Colonel Trejiuvnat growled.

"This is one of the worst cases of post-Zootmatic Stress Disorder, I 've ever seen. If I knew the way or had one of Elvis's portal opening thingies, I would send you to haven and relax well away from Zoot. Corporal i'll have you rest next to Scathane you can watch over each other.

"Instead of Twi'Lek nurses you'll get Gamorrean and Whiphid nurses."

The Colonel frowned at the COrporal and looked at Scathane who waved his hadn to the green-skinned Twi'Lek nurse that was going to help another officer recover.

"Why are the Twi'Lek's gone, Trej?" Scathane asked.

"Orders from above, someone decided to give them a to a real hero, Warlord Elvis. I can only agree to that." Trejiuvnat answered.

A fat and horrible Gamorrean female came and sat next to Scathane, "hunger, eat, feed you." she said in between grumbles.

Scathan looked at Trejiuvanat.

The green-eyed colonel shurgged. "So you'll learn to stop using your lightsaber for that."

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::watches the piggy-faced nurse enter and twitches

"Colonel, is this truly necessary?" SOCL said, stumbly over and mispronouncing his words due to fatigue.

Scathane mumbles something inaudible under his breath.

"Yes, quite so, corporal," Trej said, looking around the room. "You'll find it's the best way to cure PZSD. You'll thank me later."

SOCL sighs heavily, trying to stay out of the nurse's sight. "Yes, sir."

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:: Scathane growled: walking still hurt and the boots he'd just put on didn't help either. But he didn't care: he was outta here! ::
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Colonel Trejiuvanat kick Scathan in the ankle, in pain the Dutch officer fell on the floor in pain.

A gamorrean female cam eto him.

"Massage...feet...good...me!" Scathan wouldn't hear the rest as he began to cry.

A wihphid female came to treat SOCL who was lying on his bed confessing all of his Zoot nightmares.

Meanwhile a petit Twi'Lek came to Trejiuvanat.

"Colonel, come with me," Trejiuvanat smiled at the other two men and left.

Scathane was still staring when the Gamorrean gave him a bone-crushing massage.

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:: There was a horrible sound. Scathane had kicked the Gamorrean female in the groin quite hard. Before she was able to recuperated, he slammed a crashcar into her knees and for good measure gave her a kick in the teeth. It seemed harsh but it was nothing compared to what she'd done to him. Then, he quickly slipped on his boots, grabbed his lightsaber and left the sickbay.

 

It wasn't until too late that the senior staff had discovered that a small shuttle was missing. Scathane would have his revenge on Trejiuvanat, he thought. But the pesky Colonel could only gues what was in store for him, as he read the private message in his mailbox:

 

Trejiuvanat! Kava doompa schoon! Scathane hari tish ding: keel-ee calleya ku kah, ku baatu baatu. Ta ko crispa. Dopo mee gusha, peedunkey?

 

Scathane chuckled as he realised that, although Trejiuvanat was fluent in a lot of languages, Huttese wasn't one of them... ::

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:: Nurses converge on SOCL. I panic and point past them. Stupid as they are, they both turn to look behind them to find . . . nothing. They stare stupidly where the ceiling meets the wall for a long while, beforce finally turning back. There they find . . . no one . . . SOCL has gone missing. ::
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...meanwhile...at an undisclosed, highly secret and sensitive location...Zoot and Commander Gerald the mouse celebrated their successful use of the new Zoot Missile....which turned out to be a vast improvement over the earlier Nuclear can of Fosters.....

 

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...Gerald squeeked....'Hurray! Hurray! We got him! Who's next'

 

Zoot purred, stuffed with Scooby Snacks and Kitty Krunchies.

 

'Our next victim will know soon enough!'

 

Zoot's wiskers twitched involuntarily.

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Somehow was goin wrong, he heard footstep coming to him. Slow and heavy, the Tiw'Lek aide had ran away and muttered somethign about Gamorreans.

Damn, Scathane did speak Huttese.

Trejiuvanat needed to hide. eh could well imagine what that pesky officer would do have the gamorreans do to him.

Trejiuvanat took a stokhli spray stick. he couldn't kill nurses but he had to prevent them from getting to him.

The first one came, it took then thrity second to be within range.

Teh chemical element came out of the stick aas a web taht caputured the gamorrean. The other came and too was captures in the spray-web.

But the whiphid. Whiphid were hunters and the last one came from behind.

The twi'lek aide had some with another twi'lek and a blue-skinned chiss female.

The Whiphid raised its arms, whil ethe two twi'lek disarmed her and took her back to sickbay.

"Colonel," said the chiss.

"Yes, miss Igeia?"

"Come with me, you need to rest." She said.

"Happy to obey," Trejiuvanat said. He would have time to think on sweet revenge.

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:: Scathane wasn't too glad. He'd shot 4 megaton missile at Trejiuvanat's ship, but apparently it had no effect. And although Scathane hadn't fired the missile from his hiding place, the ship he had fired it from was greet by a 12 megaton laser missile just a few hours later. Scathane'd had to abandon ship!

 

But, Scathane had a surprise that Trejiuvanat would not lightly forget... ::

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:: Very good, Corporal! I see a bright future ahead for you, here at SWRebellion! It is your destiny... But we'll just have to wait a little longer to pay back Trejiuvanat... ::
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:: Very good, Corporal! I see a bright future ahead for you, here at SWRebellion! It is your destiny...

Thank you, sir.

 

But we'll just have to wait a little longer to pay back Trejiuvanat... ::

We'll be ready. . . . :twisted: I'm at your command, Colonel. :twisted:

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:: Very good, Corporal! I see a bright future ahead for you, here at SWRebellion! It is your destiny...

Thank you, sir.

It's nothing compared to the sweetness of the revenge we'll have on Trejiuvanat! :twisted:
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can everyone be with in this RPG?

Jedi Corran Duchai at your service.

 

There is no emotion; there is peace.

There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.

There is no passion; there is serenity.

There is no death; there is the Force.

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By the way, this was one of your first posts after joining SWRebellion, right? Has it occurred to you that it is now 9 pages long, putting it up there with the longer posts on this forum! :)
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Yes, sir, this is the first thread I posted in when I joined, but I hadn't realize how long it had gotten. I suppose that my controversial proposals and arrival sparked a long a fierce debate that even got carried over to the Katana Fleet (Dark Force) thread. :) I take it with your smile that this is good occurance(?). :D
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Yes, sir, this is the first thread I posted in when I joined, but I hadn't realize how long it had gotten. I suppose that my controversial proposals and arrival sparked a long a fierce debate that even got carried over to the Katana Fleet (Dark Force) thread. :) I take it with your smile that this is good occurance(?). :D
Of couse that is a good occurance! That's what these forums are about! Talking, debate, disagreeing and agreeing!

 

can everyone be with in this RPG?
I wouldn't honestly know. Ask Trejiuvanat or ElvisMiggell, they'll probably know...
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