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[Paul]

No matter what Moff means in Hungary trust me fellows I am most definately not a "chick" I am a grumpy cruel mean old MALE Grand Moff. I do however enjoy the company of younger women!!-GM Conway

PS: Now that Zoot has appeared my four evil children (cats as well) are surrounding my computer praying at his feet!!

[Trejiuvanat]

I have three kitties starting to purr happily as they learnt of Zoot's return.

 

Mad, you fool. You have doomed us all.

 

Trej takes his amphistaff, lightsaber, and kitty krunchies and goes to hide into his closet.

 

"Will not open cans of Fosters."

"Will not open cans of Fosters."

"Will not open cans of Fosters."

"Will not open cans of Fosters."

[Krytos]

The darkness is apon us. Death looms near, as does the destruction. For it was one Corporal SOCL who was the last to call the feared Catti, and he paid dearly for it as did the other grand members of SWRebellion when their anti-Catti grid failed.

 

Now the same fate bares once more, what will be the out come . . .

[Guest Scathane]

Mad shall not escape his destiny either!

[the_mask]

Does anyone else hear this Sith music from EP1/2 ?

 

Ok guys, time to polish and fix our rusty old lightsabers, we might need them soon

Edited November 17, 2004 by the_mask

[Paul]

My evil followers of Zoot are offering up their paws in reverence to the great one they worship as they send him mice as sacrifices.-GM Conway

[Jahled]

Oh dear! Has the evil one returned!

 

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Arm yourselves.

[Trejiuvanat]

Does anyone else hear this Sith music from EP1/2 ?

 

Ok guys, time to polish and fix our rusty old lightsabers, we might need them soon

 

Starts humming Duel of the Fates and cuts through the air with the amphistaff.

[SOCL]

I remember when I made the mistake summoning Zo--that cat. Jeez, I almost did it again, I've to be more careful with what I say.

 

Does anyone, by the way, remember that HUGE Z**t War that occured sometime back that included my commandos and many missing action figures? Was that the First or the Second or even the Third of those wars? I can't quite recall....

 

 

My forces are preparing for war...they've got some updating to do.

[Mad78]

Okay i don't really get this but have prepared two scenarios

Scenario 1 (Z**t is a spammer)

Pulls out Blaster and fires after saying

- There can only be one spammer here

 

Scenarion 2

 

Walks up to Z***

- Who the hell are you?

[SOCL]

Okay i don't really get this but have prepared two scenarios

Scenario 1 (Z**t is a spammer)

Pulls out Blaster and fires after saying

- There can only be one spammer here

 

Scenarion 2

 

Walks up to Z***

- Who the hell are you?

8O 8O

FOOL, DO NOT PROVOKE HIM!

8O 8O

 

 

::turns to the others::

We must flee.

[Grand_Admiral_Thrawn]

Perhaps the most disturbing part of the whole... erm, war, was the part where SOCOL walked into Scath's room dressed as a Twi'lek nurse. I don't know if I'll ever be able to get the image of a Legionare with lekku (sp?) out of my head.

[Paul]

My evil followers are now surrounding me and begging me to bring them to their great ones temple in downtown London!! Think of having four sneaky ones instead of one and that is my fate!!_Grand Moff Conway

[Mad78]

WOULD SOME ONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT THIS HOLE ZOOT WAR THING WAS ALL ABOUT!? I AM ONE OF THE MOST PRESENT MEMBERS I DESERVE TO KNOW! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

[Grand_Admiral_Thrawn]

Just go back to page 4 or 5 of this thread. All will be explained.It is very old, back when Scath was but a Colonel (or some other lower rank).

[Sneaky_Zoot]

WOULD SOME ONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT THIS HOLE ZOOT WAR THING WAS ALL ABOUT!? I AM ONE OF THE MOST PRESENT MEMBERS I DESERVE TO KNOW! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

 

Good lord i'm hard! Yell my name any louder and you will know when you've been visited by, Zoot.... ..... .....

[Grand_Admiral_Thrawn]

I can see why one wold want to avoid visits from such a... hormonaly excited creature.

[Jahled]

I can see why one wold want to avoid visits from such a... hormonaly excited creature.

 

Valid point! What's freaking me out is the fact my cat has been curled up and vertially motionless fot the best part of at least two hours! So who now controls this psychopathic creature? Who has some glimpse of his psycotic fiendish movements? I'll be shagged if I know? What does it all mean?

[Lord_La_forge]

Good lord i'm hard! Yell my name any louder and you will know when you've been visited by, Zoot.... ..... .....

 

You know, Z t is like Freddy. He will do you no harm, if you forget him... But if you only whisper his name....

 

I don't want to get any guided Kitty-missiles in my backyard tomorrow.

[Jahled]

Good lord i'm hard! Yell my name any louder and you will know when you've been visited by, Zoot.... ..... .....

 

You know, Z t is like Freddy. He will do you no harm, if you forget him... But if you only whisper his name....

 

I don't want to get any guided Kitty-missiles in my backyard tomorrow.

 

For God's sake take some elephant-tranquilizers LF? Just don't dreamanything tonight...

[Paul]

Zoot haunts my dreams while my four evil Zoot followers surround me all day.-Grand Moff Conway

[Mad78]

Now i get it!

***mad prepares the catty shield and puts lead on dog all while loading a truck load of blasters.***

[Guest Scathane]

Scathane was on the way down, the elevator buzzing and whirring happily while his ears popped for the fourth time. When the dial above the door reached minus forty, the metal box came to a halt and the door slid open to reveal a room filled with monitors, flashy screens and things that go bleep. Scathane entered the room and took place in the single seat that occupied the center of the room. A sexy, albeit somewhat mechanic woman's voice asked for his identification as a console in front of him ejected several scans to verify his identity. After the mainframe had contented itself it was actually Scathane taking place in the chair, the room sprang to life in multiple flashy screens, computer consoles and other terribly advanced looking stuff, accompanied by a hum from the main power source. Scath's new AZIMUT (Anti-Zoot Interplanetary Mass-destruction UniT) had been activated.

 

It was even more advanced and powerful than the last control center Scath had owned, the one destroyed by the Zootlander. It was three times as powerful, had ten times the weaponry, it was safe to virtually every kind of attack, had its own lifesupport systems, stored enough pizza to last him a lifetime and it made a mean latte, since cappucino was utterly outdated and considered untrendy.

 

Scathane pressed some buttons, flicked some switches and did some other stuff that looked impressive. Then, the main screen started producing data:

 

Agent: Trejiuvanat
Location: Costa Rica
Status: Active
 
Agent: the mask
Location: Germany
Status: Active
 
Agent: SOCL
Location: United States
Status: Active
 
Agent: Lord La forge
Location: Hungary
Status: Active
 
Agent: Dinochick
Location: United States
Status: Active
 
Agent: Elvis Miggell
Location: unknown
Status: M.I.A.

 

Scathane frowned at the screen... Elvis was missing!

[Mad78]

Where am i on there

[Stellar_Magic]

High above earth, its massive bulk conealed by a simple cloaking shield the Zoot-Planetary-Response-Team waited. In the primary control room, Stellar Magic punched up a status report and hacked into Scathene mainframe, downloading all his Zoot relevant files. Then Stellar glanced at his status screen, all the systems were a go, if Zoot were about to launch another grand scheme he would know about it.

 

A screen on the side of the wall flashed once and a line of data and encryptions fashed over it.

 

Agent Mad78:

Status: Active

Location: Intransit

 

Nothing to report, it's quiet, two quiet.

 

Stellar Magic shook his head his mind returning to the Term Paper he had due the next day, Zoot would keep he hoped.