Mad78 Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 I have recently see a movie by Tim Burton about a certain Edward D. Wood Jr. who was sais to be the worst director of all time.That gave me an idea. I thought it would be fun to list all the bad movies. I mean really bad films. Films that nearly make you laugh they are so awful... If you don't know any just list films you didn't like. With the name of the film put a little explaination of why it was so awful.I shall start:SkeeterThis horror film had to be the worst I have ever seen.It tells how a space ship crashes in a marsh of Florida. Mosquitos drink the blood of the dead aliens and become huge. Appauling acting, bad fx and a ridiculous story have made this film one of the worst B-movies I have ever seen. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 The Rambo movies. Â Cringe when I catch even a glimpse at all that muscle-gun totting crap. How good-movies should be not. http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barkoa Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Awww man! I'm gonna have so many movies to put in this forum! Walking Tall has just recently made it up on my list of top 10 worst films of all time! "Be at peace, for the force is my ally and I shall not let anything happen out of my contol."-Barkoa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krytos Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Bad movies, well this could take a while! Well, here's a few for starters: Fast and the Furious & Too Fast Too Furious - Come on, if you now anything about cars or pretty much anything, this movie is insultingly stupid and wrong in so many ways! Torque - Yeah, pretty much the same as above - only worse.P.S, in Australia, the ads had "Dictionary descriptions" of the word torque. Apparently torque means power now! ! Last time I checked, torque was the turning force of an object - and measured in Newtons Species II -Haaahahahaaahahahahaaa!!!!!!! Yeah, that pretty much described it  Well that's it for now - I'll post mroe when I think of them, thoguh generally I erase the bad movies from my memory http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1778/reloadedbannerdu8.gifhttp://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1333/3dartistbanneranimationws1.gifhttp://img154.imageshack.us/img154/4026/rebellionbannerdi2.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted August 30, 2004 Author Share Posted August 30, 2004 Pearl Harbor Please. Don't see this. It would encourage them to make something else like it.I went to the cinema expecting to see an awsome war movie with lots of action. All I saw was a lowzy love story with Ben Affleck as flat as usual. To avoid by all means. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krytos Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Pearl Harbor Please. Don't see this. It would encourage them to make something else like it.I went to the cinema expecting to see an awsome war movie with lots of action. All I saw was a lowzy love story with Ben Affleck as flat as usual. To avoid by all means. I second that! Boring and just when you think it's over - it hits you with another boring! http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1778/reloadedbannerdu8.gifhttp://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1333/3dartistbanneranimationws1.gifhttp://img154.imageshack.us/img154/4026/rebellionbannerdi2.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted August 30, 2004 Author Share Posted August 30, 2004 Zombie Nosh Don't bother with this film. The effects are awful and it seems all the actors were recruited minutes before the making of the film began. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdmiralFishface Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Aww, toooo many bad movies around. But, I'll try to remember recent ones. Hulk. WTF?League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Arrgh!Van Helsing. Waaarrh!ST: Nemesis. Yup, Star Trek used to be fun watching.LotR: RotK. Two Words: Boring.Matrix Reloaded & Revolutions. Need I say more? That said, Ed Wood was a great movie. Tim Burton rules (if you pretend Planet of the Apes never happened)! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/RiesstiuIV/Krempel/trapaure.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted August 30, 2004 Author Share Posted August 30, 2004 About Tim Burton. I must say I never really liked the first planet of apes. And I actually enjoye dthe second more than the first. PS Talking about lowzy reviews: I once read that the worst theater review was for a play called A Good Time. The Review read: "No" http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdmiralFishface Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Mhm, yeah, but it somehow lacks the typical Burton humor as well as whatever was important about the original PotA. I'll prefer BatmanI & II, Sleepy Hollow, Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands, Beetlejuice and Big Fish over PotA. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/RiesstiuIV/Krempel/trapaure.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barkoa Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Anything Star Trek! They're such painful Sci-fi. Too much drama for space! "Be at peace, for the force is my ally and I shall not let anything happen out of my contol."-Barkoa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinochick Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 LotR: RotK. Two Words: Boring. What I must dissagree! http://www.dinochick.com/dc_saber_banner_02.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdmiralFishface Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 I knew someone would. Yeah, there's only two kinds of people: Those who like it, those who don't. I really liked the Two Towers, but RotK somehow failed to impress me. I, in turn, have to disagree with Barkoa: I really like two or three of the Star Trek movies. Yeah, everyone has their own preferences. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/RiesstiuIV/Krempel/trapaure.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted August 31, 2004 Author Share Posted August 31, 2004 I must admit that I found the Lord Of The Rings trilogy very good. I would even consider it the fantasy version of SW... But of course I never fellt the felling after watching LOTR thaa after watching SW. I watched SW not long ago (the first trilogy) and smilled through out the hole film (the dangers of nostalgia ) I would never have the same thing in LotR. But back to subject. This Thread is about bad films. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barkoa Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 I do love LotR too! It's way cool. And about BAD movies, the original of lotR, the cartoon, was dreadful! I want to thank Jackson for giving us an alternative! "Be at peace, for the force is my ally and I shall not let anything happen out of my contol."-Barkoa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krytos Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 Ok, here's some more: Biker Boys - Same as the others I posted earlier (The Fast and the Furious) Alien Resurrection - I liked the first Aline and really like Aliens, the third was a disappointment - but come one! The forth almsot put me off the first two GI Jane - Need I say more  Kiss of the Dragon - Bad plot, bad dialog, your tipical Hollywood action movie gone bad - wasn't even entertaining the first time Shame, I really liked Jet Lee in Leathel Weapon 4 The One - The same as above, only they had a decent plot - the only problem was they couldn't pull it off, really bad movie Well, that's it for now - though I can guaranty that I'll be back, there's a world of bad movies out there  P.S. I liked the LotR - though I felt the third was a bit dragged out in the end. http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1778/reloadedbannerdu8.gifhttp://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1333/3dartistbanneranimationws1.gifhttp://img154.imageshack.us/img154/4026/rebellionbannerdi2.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scathane Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 The Caveman's Valentine... iooowww! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted September 3, 2004 Author Share Posted September 3, 2004 Garfield - I liked the comics but found the film was not depend anought. I did not recognise the same humor as the comic. I felt it was aimed at a much younger audience than I. Though comfirmed by the fact the cinema was stuffed with 5 year old kids. Kangaroo Jack - A GREAT disappointement... Good thing I didn't go to the cinema to see it. ( I saw it on a plane to Australia) http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIIIC Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 The mummy, the return of the mummy, the last James Bond (Die an other day), Troy, Van Helsing and Garfield and that is all that occurs to me now. This are recent films that were not god, but not horrible. Just very disappointing. For a bad film, Ware wolf, can't remember the author but it was about a sect of ware wolfs that were controlled by a doctor that asked his clients to come in that sect that was disguised in a social help camp. For more détails, see film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted September 4, 2004 Author Share Posted September 4, 2004 Die Another Day was absolutely appawling. I prefer they stop make JBs than making this kind of s***. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIIIC Posted September 4, 2004 Share Posted September 4, 2004 Yes but I heard they are already making a new one, because PB is on contract for one more film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trejiuvanat Posted September 4, 2004 Share Posted September 4, 2004 The mummy, the return of the mummy, the last James Bond (Die an other day), Troy, Van Helsing and Garfield and that is all that occurs to me now. I agree with the Return of the Mummy... Ugh... Die Another Day was really disappointing. James Bond Movies are getting worse, The World is not Enough was not bad, but it isn't up to Goldeneye. Tomorrow never dies: .  Troy, I wished they had actually used the Iliad as guideline, from 10-year-war to 6-day war...  I didn't see either Van Helsing nor Garfield. I won't waste my money in such movies.  Bond 21 is in the making, and though Brosnan is on contract for one more film, he said he doesn't want to make another. So they're looking for the next James Bond... Rumors suggest it might be this very handsome Costa Rican Yuuzhan Vong... http://www.swrebellion.com/~jahled/Trej/banner.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted September 5, 2004 Author Share Posted September 5, 2004 Â I agree with the Return of the Mummy... Ugh... Die Another Day was really disappointing. James Bond Movies are getting worse, The World is not Enough was not bad, but it isn't up to Goldeneye. Tomorrow never dies: . I found Goldeneye, Tomorrow never dies and The World is not anought quite good even if The World is not enough wasn't as good. But Die another day was real c***. They should learn there is always a time to end a story. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIIIC Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 Bond 21 is in the making, and though Brosnan is on contract for one more film, he said he doesn't want to make another. So they're looking for the next James Bond... Rumors suggest it might be this very handsome Costa Rican Yuuzhan Vong... Do you think we will see him accompanied of a fabulous Hut Bond Girl, Walking in an extremely tight swimsuit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scathane Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 Wouldn't that rather be a Fett girl? The guys more prone to function as SW's James Bond than anyone else, no? My name is Fett. Boba Fett.I'll have a Gardulla... Shaken, not stirred. That tight suit you're talking about, wouldn't be a brass bikini, would it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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