teukros Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 Probably everyone's already seen this, but just in case you haven't, it rocks (and I don't even like rap). http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/gangsta_rap_se And here are the lyrics: Emperor: It's not the east or the west side Vader: No it's not Emperor: It's not the north or the south side Vader: No it's not Emperor: It's the dark side Vader: You are correct Emperor: You can't front in the Empire To all you Vader-haters out there We'll blow your planet up! Vader: What is thy bidding my master Emperor: It's a disaster Skywalker we're after Vader: What if he can be turned to the dark side Emperor: Yes he'd be a powerful ally... Another Dark Jedi Vader: He will join us or die We got Death Star We got Death Star We got Death Star We got Death Star We got Death Star We got Death Star We got Death Star We got Death Star And you know that we got it Death Star And you know that we got it Death Star Owen: Luke! Get your ass over here right now Quit monkeying around with that damn landspeeder Where're those two droids I asked you to clean, boy? Did you clean your room? Luke: Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation I cleaned the droids, can I go to Tashi Station? I got a layaway on a power converter But now you're treating me like a scruffy nerf herder Obi Wan: Luke... Use the Force and run Run to Dagobah Run to Dagobah Luke... Use the Force and run Run to Dagobah Run to Dagobah Yoda: I'm Yoda, I'm a soldja I'll mold ya then fold ya I thought I told ya Don't be unwise, judge me not by my size You won't believe your eyes Watch the X-wing rise... Luke: Yoda, why you being a player-hater? You know that I still must confront Lord Vader Yoda: But Luke, not ready are you Luke: But there's a city in the clouds where they're keeping my crew A Jedi's gotta do what a Jedi's gotta do So now Vader - I'm coming for you... Luke: Yeah, that's right R-2, I just set a new course... We're going to cloud city Hmm, that's some mighty good gin n'tonic, Would you mix me up another... Vader: Impressive, now release your anger You must have sensed that your friends were in danger Luke: Owwww... why'd you slice off my hand Vader: It's imperative that you understand Obi-Wan would never bother Telling you about your father Luke: He told me enough he told me you killed him Vader: Then there's something I must reveal then I'm your father I'm your father I'm your father I'm your father I'm your father I'm your father I'm your father I'm your father Han: Knock him out the box Luke, knock him out... Knock him out the box Luke, knock him out... Knock him out the box Luke, knock him out... Knock him out the box Luke, knock him out... Knock him out the box, Luke Put an overpowered Solar Ionization Reactor in between two cheap-ass engines and a couple of laser cannon, put a chair with a rudimentary flight control and targeting computer on top, and surround the (unpressurized!) pilot with enough armor plate so he doesn't fry in a tenth of a second... riiiiiiiiight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_La_forge Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 That's an excellent one indeed!I knew this one of course, but it always makes me LOL! Yoda is a true playa-hater! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teukros Posted August 3, 2004 Author Share Posted August 3, 2004 But a Jedi's got to do what a Jedi's got to do... Put an overpowered Solar Ionization Reactor in between two cheap-ass engines and a couple of laser cannon, put a chair with a rudimentary flight control and targeting computer on top, and surround the (unpressurized!) pilot with enough armor plate so he doesn't fry in a tenth of a second... riiiiiiiiight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 Even though I don't like rap I must say I found it very good. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADarkJedi44 Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 Already seen it, but I always enjoy it. We got death star, we got death star... Sweat saves blood-Erwin Rommel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIIIC Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 Can I hear it singed anywhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teukros Posted August 3, 2004 Author Share Posted August 3, 2004 I found an .MP3 (wrongly attributed to Wierd Al) using Bearshare. Put an overpowered Solar Ionization Reactor in between two cheap-ass engines and a couple of laser cannon, put a chair with a rudimentary flight control and targeting computer on top, and surround the (unpressurized!) pilot with enough armor plate so he doesn't fry in a tenth of a second... riiiiiiiiight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadSamaritan Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 Welcome to last week. I once knew a great man. Nothing got to him, and he always smiled. May he forever rest in peace, knowing fully well that his freinds shall remember him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Admiral_Antilles Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 A great song based on SW. The lyrics are funny, the animation in an of itself funny. I find myself laughing at least once everytime I hear it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valliet Posted August 9, 2004 Share Posted August 9, 2004 Funny, I only saw this version: http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/star.htm The animation isn't as good, but I found it just as funny. "Uh...Crespin, I'd like to reconsider the terms of my surrender..." -The last heroic words of Admiral Apwar Trigit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teukros Posted August 9, 2004 Author Share Posted August 9, 2004 I love the animation of the special edition. It's a huge improvement. I'm using a flash viewer called Swiff Player to view it. I could view it full screen but it is so intense that it would make my poor old machine have a coronary. I always have to shrink it down so I can view it. Put an overpowered Solar Ionization Reactor in between two cheap-ass engines and a couple of laser cannon, put a chair with a rudimentary flight control and targeting computer on top, and surround the (unpressurized!) pilot with enough armor plate so he doesn't fry in a tenth of a second... riiiiiiiiight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barkoa Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Where can I get this Star Wars Gangsta Rap? Edit: Watch those Caps - Trej "Be at peace, for the force is my ally and I shall not let anything happen out of my contol."-Barkoa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Admiral_Antilles Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Maybe you just missed it, but it is in the very first post on this topic at the top the URL. Here it is again in case you missed it: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barkoa Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Thanx for that! I'd found it at about 5 south american sites, but none would actually let me download it for some reason. let me know of any other cool flash anims or give ideas so I can make my own! "Be at peace, for the force is my ally and I shall not let anything happen out of my contol."-Barkoa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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