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How do you like your Ewok?  

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  1. 1. How do you like your Ewok?

    • Blonde
      0
    • Brunette
      1
    • Crisp
      2
    • Medium Rare
      3
    • Smoking
      2
    • Non-Smoking
      2
    • All of the above
      0


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Well, first you need a fresh ewok, probably you need to hunt him down in the early morning when they are at the freshest. Then you put him in a bowl with Papaya or Kiwi fruit, which is a tenderizer. After a few days there, the meat should be less hard, but you can smash it with the small Ewok club he had when you hunted him down, if it's an axe you can also use it for making the strips, so no one recognizes it as an Ewok.. Add some herb sauce, a few drops of chili sauce and pepper, and fry. Serve some fries and salad.

A perfect meal to be complemented by Wookie Cookies.

 

Next Week: Bantha Steaks

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Its like the Coffee Crisp Ad, "How do you like your Ewok?" "Creeeeeesp!?!"
These last few hours have made me realize that I need some kind of hobby. I'd bet MacGyver could think of something...

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